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Apr. 20th, 2021 at 2:21 PM
I was just accosted at the supermarket by an elderly woman. She pinched my cheeks with her icy old lady claws.
Her voice reminded me of the Skeksis (Skeksi?) from The Dark Crystal and honestly she was kind of dressed like one... but she kept asking me about the produce like I worked there. She 100% knew I didn't work there. And yet - I still had to explain to her the difference between a beefsteak and an early girl tomato.
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You know what I think that was a test and I failed. I might be cursed now.
Regardless, if anyone is missing their Grandma - I believe she is still squeezing the life out of all of the tomatoes at the supermarket.
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Her voice reminded me of the Skeksis (Skeksi?) from The Dark Crystal and honestly she was kind of dressed like one... but she kept asking me about the produce like I worked there. She 100% knew I didn't work there. And yet - I still had to explain to her the difference between a beefsteak and an early girl tomato.
[...]
You know what I think that was a test and I failed. I might be cursed now.
Regardless, if anyone is missing their Grandma - I believe she is still squeezing the life out of all of the tomatoes at the supermarket.
( BOOSTLE )
( STARKORD & ASSOCIATES )
