Welcome to Night Vale

Have to say I am a fan of cheesecake.

Not so much celery? It tastes like something from the food synthesizer on the Falcon. Which is to say nothing - it tastes like nothing. And it's stringy.

But cheesecake is amazing. How much is too much? Also, forever open to suggestion for new things.

I saw some pumpkins for sale, so this obviously means Spooky Season is officially begun. (No judgement, Christmas keeps creeping up closer and closer.) Which means that not only do I start my annual watch list (including the new movies coming out), I've also begun decorating.

But in other news, my new merch finally came in. We have; stickers, patches, shirts and sweaters (all in small, medium, large, and extra large), and the very much important little ghost plush. And because I don't really need the extra money, proceeds will go to both the SPCA (as someone claimed by a cat when I went to look in my local one, it's only fair) and other various charitable organizations. If you have something and would like donations, let me know.

Is there like some kind of downside medically speaking to constantly having an adrenaline spike?

Like, y'know those old movies where people die of fright or something, are those legit?

I am not asking for a friend.

I have no fucking idea what is going on, but if this place could just not do this to me right now, that would be really great.

[ELIOT]

El, I swear to god, if you're not yourself right now, I'm going to burn this place down.

Please tell me you're okay. I need you to be okay.

My own private explosions sound like a fucking nightmare fun, but I prefer my world burning to be metaphorical.

i think....it think i could use some help.

please don't let him find me.

I wonder if I should close up early. Would anyone be interested in a book club?

martin's friends.

Martin is unconscious in the breakroom and doesn't seem to be waking up. He's not dead but it seemed like a good idea to inform you in case someone wanted to fetch him.

zuko.

I guess we're in charge for now while Martin is indisposed. I'll take care of the business aspect if you want to take care of the tea and coffee.

I too have a question.

If you are mortal, does that knowledge trouble your spirit? My people may die, but we are not mortal, for we die only to return, and we will live on until the end of the world.

I have never been patient enough for true meditation, though I've found that the yoga method of this world is better for me than anything I've found elsewhere in the universe. Does anyone have additional suggestions for how to meditate well? Luke, this question isn't for you; I've tried all of your suggestions already, you know that.

I think I have managed to catch a cold. I shouldn't be surprised. I always manage to catch one this time of year. This is all to say that I won't be in the labs tomorrow. I'm taking a husband enforced day off

Before I'm banished away from the computer, I do need to post a job opening. I need an assistant at the Labs. It's mostly for doing clerical work and helping making sure everyone gets what they require. My former one was wonderful but she has disappeared. I'm assuming that she's returned home.

I seem to have acquired a constant shadow. It keeps finding its way back to me. Who fucking abandoned their tiny demon? I am unamused. And you cannot have it back.

It's taken a while to get everything up and going but the Rest & Thyme Urban Apothecary is officially open at [address] for all your herb, poultice, salve and tincture needs! Or some of them, at least. If you can't spot what you're after, let me know and I'll do my best to find, grow or make it. Unless what you're after is tea in which case you should check out The Paradox.

From now until the end of Summer, you can get 10% off your bill if you say "Hello Suntree" when paying and a free lemon balm or peppermint plant (while stocks last which will be a while because oh wow I grew Way Too Much for one person) if you share a favourite nausea remedy from your homeworld.

Hope to see you there soon! Remember: everything gets better with Rest & Thyme!

Uh...

Anybody want some cookies? I made too many. Way too many. A million too many. Like, probably could feed the entire building too many. I don't know how this happened?

Listen. PD can't do a goddamn thing about the cuffs.

I'm sorry, but you're all gonna have to learn to cohabitate until it all... sorts itself out.

The milk here is... not great.

There are too many familiar
...Ben?
Grogu is
Who the hell is Bucky?

No.


skywalkers.

Leia? What kind of trouble has Han gotten you into now.

Backdated to May 4

This isn't the first time I've been stalked by an Ewok.

Why is there an ewok in my room. Crix is afraid. Honestly, I'm not a fan either.

there's an ewok following me around.

i do not appreciate this shit. it keeps stabbing me with it's dumb little spear.

i'm literally gonna shave this thing in a fucking minute.

Not really sure where the second one came from, but now I got two birds to look after. Granted Spike seems to be showing the new one the ropes, and they're keeping each other entertained. Could be worse.