Welcome to Night Vale

Today is National Hug A Drummer day!

If you happen to know of any drummers in your life that are deficient in hugs. Today would be the day. Just saying.

I'm probably showing my age when I say this, but: I understand FaceBook, I understand Twitter, I understand (but have been warned to avoid) Reddit. What I don't understand are memes. What's an "ok, boomer"? Why is everything "sus"? What ever happened to the cheeseburger-cat?

I don't get it.

Putting together an entertainment center shouldn't be so difficult?

I got an A in Organic Chemistry which is undeniably more complex. But this will be my downfall. When I die and my brain oozes out my ears just toss me into the broccoli plush bin at IKEA where I belong.

[ FILTERED TO MOON PIE, TWIN, ELLIE ]

Ladies, laaaadies - it is not too early to think about Halloween. Or that the friggin' Devil will likely be throwing a party. So. Thoughts?

[ EDDIE BROCK ]

I know you just left to pick up dinner but!
1. Tell V I miss him already
2. Get like.. all the extra sauces.

this and this with a note attached:

Saw your notebook was getting a bit full. This should last a while... The M&Ms are for both of you.

Arcade or movie night tonight?

p.s. - thanks for not being affected by whatever it is that's happening or judging my homemade dinner last night

♡ Gwen

You guys are here, aren't you? It's Egbert.

I don't like this. It's too small to write on.

Did Binbag do this? I tried roaring his name into the sky but nothing happened. A few people stared but nothing helpful happened.

It's 2 AM, I've had too much sugar because of a certain someone who will not be named, but — Reply to this with just your name! Then anyone can comment with a symbol/question they want to know and you have to answer. Meme rules, bro.

ʘ Four tv shows you enjoy that were made in the last five years
ʑ   Nine men with faces that you like the look of
ɣ   Nine women with faces that you like the look of
ʬ   Four tv shows you enjoyed that were made more five years ago
ʡ   Five style inspiration photos
Φ   Six of the most recent films you have watched
ψ   Four favourite cities or towns you have visited
Ω   Three pictures of your favourite kind of weather
Δ   Four selfies
ς   Four places you would like to visit
Ϫ   Six tv shows you enjoyed as a child
Ϡ   Four people from history that you find interesting
҂   Nine favourite things to eat
҉   Nine favourite things to drink
∑   Three things you’re excited for

» Look at this!
» Some dude has a V tattoo!
» [image]
» I figured you'd appreciate it because y'know, of your tattoos.
» And well, V will appreciate it because it's him.
» It's fan art. Technically.

» [...]
» I realize now how weird it is that I have a picture of some random dude's leg on my phone.

So this fair, who is going to go with me and ride rides until I regret the massive amount of nachos I plan on eating?

Spiders & Spider-Adjacent

Hey, so I have a great idea. I think we should all get together and grab dinner.

It's the first day of summer!!!

Let's jam out at the waterfront (where's the water? who knows!).

Taking song requests - what's your favorite summer song?

Oh and don't forget the sunscreen unless you wanna turn into a lobster!

Okay, I'm bored, traumatised and sore. My boyfriend is fetching ice cream and there's fuck all I want to watch, so I'm sitting here trying not to think about the plants trying to attack again.

So, Night Vale, it's time for some pre-college intrigue. Fuck, Marry, Kill. You say you're in, I'll give you three Night Vale transplants, you pick whom to fuck, marry or kill.

You are welcome to get in on it yourselves, this is officially distraction central.

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Just in case this wasn't clear before, Gwen Stacy is the coolest friend!



Filtered to Eddie & Gwen

So Gwen and I were talking, has V tried s'mores? Because we're thinking s'mores and a movie.

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Is this a reboot? Because I was CANCELED Hello? True Believers? Bueller? Are you there God? It's me Margaret?

I'm pretty f!@#ing sure I've said time and time again; no one needs another origin story. Talk about beating a dead...

HEY! Bendis I swear to...ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSA

Okay so like.. there's this fun game to play with friends to get to know each other better and stuff, it's called two truths and a lie. Basically the rules are you get to say three wild and crazy things about yourself in any order; two are true and one is made up.

The goal of the game is to guess which one is the lie for other people while hoping it takes the others a few rounds to guess your lie.


I'll go first as an example:

🕸️ My first Halloween trick or treating I went as a unicorn astronaut space princess.
🕸️ I still own a bunch of Beanie Babies from my tween years.
🕸️ I once hopped dimensions just to get a pair of handcuffs off.

( Oh shit. Wrong Peter. )

I have been betrayed! This is the bad kind of excitement!

Rebel is a bad egg, very bad, very gross.

Someone help me with this pile of yoke garbage, please!

Well I started my day off finding an egg. Do I need to keep it warm? Am I a mom now? Do I have to start wearing mom jeans?

I don't want to call it 'it', so maybe Rebel? That's a good neutral name, right?

Or maybe it's one big promotion for AC.