Welcome to Night Vale

I'm going to ask the crowd because I, honestly, don't know. Dates with my former partners were usually something a little different. Definitely more arrows, explosions, and bad guys.

So. Picnic dates. Lame or greatest idea right now because the desert just exploded with color?

The magic in this place has always been odd but I've always been impressed by it. It seems to want to keep up this trend. Dalish Keepers excel at nature magic but even their powers aren't enough to make a few plant clippings from another world flourish in a place and soil where they simply do not belong. Whatever happened outside seems to have effected our own planters as well and the Elfroot I was, quietly, mourning seems to be flourishing.

What do you think you'd be doing right now if you were home?

[Filtered To Roy Harper]

Hey, you.

So. I had a lot of fun when we grabbed dinner and talked about various ways Dick Grayson has gotten us into trouble over the years.

I was thinking, want to do it again? Only more as a date and less talking about Dick getting us into trouble.

[Filtered Dick Grayson]

I just asked out Roy.

We might have really hit off when I first showed up here and we bonded over how much trouble you've gotten us into over the years.

Don't make that face at me.

...I don't have to see you to know you're making a face at me.

So. I guess it snows indoors now because of course it does. Sure. Why not? Anyone up for an indoor snowball fight?

The past week has been... interesting. Do most holidays happen so close together in this world? We'd just finished the one dedicated to love when a second one took place. I can't say I was too fond of that. Too many people in masks. It reminded me entirely too much of Orlais.

Hey..

I know Batman is a little rough around the edges and I don't exactly see eye to eye with Ted but... I could really use your expertise on something.

Okay, I am one hundred percent certain that I died. So what the fuck is this?

Keep it together Donna.

Dick Grayson, what the hell did you get me into this time?

Do people like robots? I guess there wouldn't be too much of a purpose for the little defensive guys I'm used to making. Which also means there's no use for the super astro laser flaming cupcake canon I thought was a funny if impractical idea last night. What about trick arrows? Ollie was pretty annoyed with them but I've made them work and Jason melted a guy with one so... you know.

Jesse Faden. You're just so super cool. Like in a way that both Jaybird and Kori combined couldn't match. I really want to build you something useful and equally as cool but nothing seems to be measuring up. So... tell me what you'd think would be cool and I'll scrounge up the parts and make it.






Also. Does anyone know if this place has, you know, certain meetings probably at a community center that I can attend? Jason and Kori can't really compete with Jesse but I miss them and being on my own is always kind of difficult.

You know, one of the greatest debates ever growing up in Wayne Manor was whether or not deep-dish pizza is technically a casserole or not. Pizza, after all, by definition is a flatbread.

We still don't have the answer. But I can tell you this; "It's just tomato soup in a bread bowl" almost started a war. Sides were chosen, allegiances challenged, the simple Sunday night life of a beloved New Jersey butler forever tarnished....

What's your verdict, Night Vale?


[ RedWing ]

Are the [...] are the clothes in the living room clean or dirty? I refuse to do a sniff test. [...] There is a shirt. On the lamp.

Ok. So how many of us are teens here? I have an idea for something but if there isn't many of us I don't know if it will be worth it so...?

This bloody place, I swear to the Maker.

[Thedosians]
Guess who's standing in the Black Emporium scratching Chauncy? I can't find Xenon for the life of me, which y'know where's he able to run off to right, but everything else seems to be in order?

This is the weirdest day. And aye, I'm counting the llama's.

Maybe it's just a thing for some people on the coast but I remember how crazy my mom used to be about Groundhog's day. Every year she wanted to know what that dumb groundhog had to say. I used to think it was so lame but now I kind of miss it.

I saw there was a movie about it and I watched it. Not bad. Kind of makes you think though. Here's hoping we don't get stuck in a time loop?

[Nancy Wheeler]

I know there are probably going to be more than a few things going for Valentine's Day but what do you say we set aside at least some of the time for you and me? Movies, dinner. The whole deal? I thought I should plan early.

( LETS TALK ABOUT SEX BAYBEE. )

💛 Okay. Colorful sweat is a thing here, I guess.
💛 Anyone else just have the weirdest but most colorful jog ever?
💜 It's seriously messing with my color scheme though.
💜 The hearts were cuter before it started happening to me

Did I just get abducted again? Jaybird's going to be pissed if he has to save me. If he saves me.

Ok just saying Dad will freak when I don't come home. Gran too for that matter. He'd love being here though. He's such a nerd.

Hi, I'm Alexis Castle. I've just arrived here from my high school graduation so don't mind the robes. I'm looking for other clothes to wear.

I did not stock up for this. Bollocks.

So much for burying the boys in snow. It looks like we're snowed in. Hot chocolate is definitely still on, we just may need to find something else to do with our time.

Anyone got any suggestions? Ones that don't involve jumping out the window and into the snow.

Well, this place is quaint. Snow and sand at the same time is certainly an interesting touch. Venhedis. It's the worst parts of the Western Approach and the Emprise du Lion all in one

Has anyone seen an elven man with a tendency toward getting himself into trouble? This does feel like his doing.