I made dinner. It's pretty good, just don't ask what it was supposed to be and you'll be fine.
Ladies, laaaadies - it is not too early to think about Halloween. Or that the friggin' Devil will likely be throwing a party. So. Thoughts?
I know you just left to pick up dinner but!
1. Tell V I miss him already
2. Get like.. all the extra sauces.
-- Hey are you busy?
-- Is this a bad time?
-- You can leave me on read if this is a bad time
-- I won't be offended
-- if it isn't a bad time text me back!
-- and I'll uh, stop sending you texts
-- but I need your help with something
-- just like
-- whenever
-- whenever there's a good time.
Hi. Yes. Hello. I am f!@#ing cashing in on my food IOU. Feed me, Kate, I'm wasting away.
What are you doing tomorrow night? There is a right answer. I'll wait.
Hey, so I have a great idea. I think we should all get together and grab dinner.
I was gonna see if you wanted to see about getting a gang together for karaoke, but dude, my nerves are fried.
Am I a bad friend if I get you to knock me the fuck out just to stop the jump scare shit?
Could I bother you to put up some safety webbing?
I hear you're the one to talk to for daycare. Do you accept mogwais by any chance?
Next time I have an idea like that, please smack me over the head with the nearest heavy object.
I know I was being dramatic last night, but thanks. For the blankets. And cuddles. And not asking about the unmitigated disaster that trying to get mortals to date each other is.
Just to give you a heads up...
I'm going to quit being a Love god. ❤️💔