Welcome to Night Vale

You know, most places, you'd think it would wait until October to scare the shit out of you and make you think a little too hard on your past failures and mistakes and the worst parts of your history. August seems like the least rational time to pile trauma onto people.

daisy.

How are you managing? Anything I can do?

Fuck this.

danny.

I need to get out of town for a bit. Don't worry, okay?

coulson.

You around?

bobbi.

Gonna miss girl's night.

emma.

If I don't get away for a bit I'm gonna start an earthquake so...uh...just giving you a heads up.

Thought I'd let people know who knew him that Lance Hunter isn't around here anymore. Think I'm going to go hit things and work out for a bit.

Well. Guess it's a good thing I didn't bother getting used to the weather on Leith. Again. Free housing's appreciated, but since walking into the desert doesn't seem to get me anywhere, I'd kill for a distraction. Preferably the kind that pays.

Also, probably not much point asking, but - are there any other RAC agents here?

I swear to God, Fury, if you've Report?

Tis most odd. So far every time I have traveled to what seems to be Midgard, it has been desert towns.

Fair greetings. I am Sif, of Asgard.

Given the success of the last 'Fight Club', we've decided to make it a monthly event moving forward. This month, we thought it would be fun to host a small tournament on May 7th, prizes to be determined. To pair everyone up, I'm going to ask that if you'd like to participate, sign up here along with a brief description of your skill level, fighting styles, anything we might need to know to make good matches.

Questions, concerns? Hit me.

[ CECIL ]

We haven't met yet, but it was suggested that I reach out to you to see if you would be interested in sponsoring our monthly shenanigans. Would you care to chat about that?

Not me
Ooo
I can't speak
Yeah yeah yeah

I’ve been trying to expand my music tastes lately. No real reason, just that honestly this is the first place I’ve had downtime in way too long.

I ended up listening to The Mountain Goats a lot. I didn’t even mean to, I just found a cover by Dessa and figured I might as well check the band out. They’re really good. There’s just something very low-fi about their music that I’m liking.

And it’s nice and mellow for chasing down escaped petting zoo animals.

nvpd.

Has anyone had any luck yet?

Given it was the early 1950s for me, what books and movies have I missed that I must see and read?

Avengers + SHIELD (All Verses, past & present)

Perhaps I am worrying over nothing, it hasn't been to long since the war ended for me but someone introduced themselves here on the network in mid January by the name of Illya Kuryakin. His initial entry was.... Disturbing to say the least. I have tried to gain information on him but I was unable to gather much intel on him.

Does anyone else find this post concerning given.... events?

[ MANDO ]

How's the kid like the snow?

Also, has he eaten your place dry yet or still working on it?

[ NIGHT VALE PD FILTER ]

Ladies if you're wondering why the cruiser is missing the front end......

[...]

In my defense the vehicles I'm used to driving don't actually touch the ground.

So much for getting my cheeseburger and curly fries. And here I thought I'd miss out on all the weirdness.

For those who do not know me, I am Jedi Master Adi Gallia. It has taken a few weeks, but I do believe the Night Vale Jedi Temple is finally open for all. Whether you're seeking guidance or balance, a place to train, or simply curious - all are welcome.

Starting next week, meditation and general maintenance training sessions will start. If interest is shown, something more structured and specific will be set up in the future. We are more than eager to learn as well as teach, so please stop by if interested.



[ JEDI ]

There are quite a few individual living quarters in Temple for us, should we ever need them. I'm interested to see the response in this place.

Hello? My name is Peggy and I have just arrived here earlier today. I understand from the person I spoke to that this place is called Night Vale and that we are unable to leave?

Is this SHIELD heaven?

Or does anyone who gets disintegrated by alien artifacts get sent to weird desert towns when they die?

Asking for a friend.

Explain.

I never thought there'd be anything weirder than breaking up a fight between Grumpy and Dr Frankenstein, but honestly, if I have to go see that naked angel just one more time, I'm gonna scream.

Who knew that this was what law enforcement in Night Vale included?

[Daisy]
I'm on a coffee run, I need a break. You want anything?

[Grace]
How's the adjustment period going?