Welcome to Night Vale

As much as I'm not a fan of that whole 'works in mysterious ways' nonsense, this universe has a sense of humour.

If you're going to have strange, kinky handcuff games with people not your significant other, it's definitely good to have them with trained mixologists.

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Contemplating reopening Lux, purely for something to do at this point. You all seem very much able to stop yourselves from murdering each other, it's rather refreshing, if a little dull.

Although without my favourite backstabbing demon bartender to kick the place in order it's a tedious amount of work. Which makes me not want to do it.

Conundrums.

[ ZEE ]

I don't suppose that fabulous work you did upstairs would extend to opening the bowels of Hell, so I can pick out Mazikeen would it?

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[ LUCIFER ]

Just checking in with you. Are you okay?

[ CHLOE ]

Rumor has it that you may be in need of a Girl's Night as of late. Do you work tomorrow?

I'm not bored, exactly, but I find myself with too much energy to burn and running isn't cutting it, so I was curious -- anyone interested in going a few rounds of friendly hand-to-hand? Maybe make a semi-regular thing of it?

ETA: Anyone interested, we'll be taking over NVCC's gymnasium tomorrow evening beginning at 7. With drinks and dinner after at a location to be determined.

[ CHLOE ]

Okay, come on, out with it. What's going on with you and Lucifer? Don't think I haven't noticed how weird you two are being.

[ LUCIFER ]

What'd you do?

Okay; the peace seems to have ended?

We've got a report of a body in Mission Grove park, suspected homicide. Decker, since you're the homicide detective, you're catching this one. Dune, you're backing her up. Ella, head out with them and see if there's anything you need forensically? Keep me in the loop if you guys need some back up.

Cobb, Mando, you've got an appointment at the elementary school, apparently a weird technological device just appeared in their cafeteria. See if it's familiar or threatening and asses?

Daisy, we're catching a couple of robbery's at Ace Hardware and the Pancake house. Wanna split up for interviews and meet back at the station?

[ COBB ]

Don't crash the car.

And don't do anything stupid.

Nothing really seemed out of the ordinary this morning, but is everything alright?

OMG LUCIFER IS THE DEVIL?

CHLOE DECKER / ELLA LOPEZ
"The science portion of her brain supplied that it might be a touch of shock -- which wouldn’t have been surprising, all things considered. "

THE LAST RESORT | LOW

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You know.... There's an entire wing of Hell exactly like this.

Bit more screaming around the singing, but it's exactly like this. Just a bit more evidence this is a torture realm. Still impressed.

Nope. Nope. Nope. I am not dealing with these snakes. Not today, Satan!

Lucifer, fix this, please.

Not gonna lie, I'm feeling a little left out because I didn't get a costume this time around. How do we sign up for the next one?

What --

and may I add

-- the Hell?

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Favorite things to do around here on a Saturday night: go.

[ FILTERED » CHLOE DECKER & LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR ]

I got my hands on Cards Against Humanity, and we are playing, I'm not taking no for an answer.

[ TEXT MESSAGES » CHLOE DECKER ]

📱 OMG.
📱 CHLOE.
📱 I AM IN HEAVEN.
📱 Have you seen the Starfleet Cultural Sharing Organization?!

» So.
» Ella.
» Might need to inform her of some things at some point...

My abuela always said when things start going sideways, you gotta either roll with it or get out of the way. I'm rolling. This whole thing stops being so weird eventually, right?

Hi, I'm Ella. I'm told I might know some people here?

💚 Glad to see everyone is back to being themselves. It was weird seeing llamas just wandering around town, but I appreciate that all you seemed to be mostly responsible during your llamageddon.

💛 Wait.
💛 What's with the heart?
💛 Is this just a thing now??