Welcome to Night Vale

[Sharon Carter, Natasha Romanoff(s), Clint Barton, Frankie Barton, Wanda Maximoff, Tony Stark (MCU), Morgan Stark (AU), Sam Wilson, Zemo & Ava Starr]

So, it's pretty likely that nothing will come of this - and this person isn't even in Night Vale, and might never be - but. I'm assuming we've all seen the bright pink posters up everywhere. Right? Right.

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Marjorine seems like a nice girl. And while I don't think we'll actually be able to help her, I'd like to be able to say I tried. And I know you're all pretty good at finding people, for one reason or another so I thought maybe we could at least give it a shot?

If you're busy, that's all fine [...] I'm just trying to get better at helping people when they ask for help.

are raccoons like cats? or. like. foxes? i dunno what group of animals they fall into.

googling is failing me, so like, someone else do it? also, what kind of disease causes a wound to go yellowygreen within like... nine hours?

furthermore. do cats sense when you're about to die? is that why they're being nice to me for the first time like. ever?

none of this is for a friend. it's all for me. by now everyone know this is all for me.

It's 2 AM, I've had too much sugar because of a certain someone who will not be named, but — Reply to this with just your name! Then anyone can comment with a symbol/question they want to know and you have to answer. Meme rules, bro.

ʘ Four tv shows you enjoy that were made in the last five years
ʑ   Nine men with faces that you like the look of
ɣ   Nine women with faces that you like the look of
ʬ   Four tv shows you enjoyed that were made more five years ago
ʡ   Five style inspiration photos
Φ   Six of the most recent films you have watched
ψ   Four favourite cities or towns you have visited
Ω   Three pictures of your favourite kind of weather
Δ   Four selfies
ς   Four places you would like to visit
Ϫ   Six tv shows you enjoyed as a child
Ϡ   Four people from history that you find interesting
҂   Nine favourite things to eat
҉   Nine favourite things to drink
∑   Three things you’re excited for

что это такое?

This is interesting.

Does not seem like my kind of thing, but I can adapt. I'm good at that.

So, the woman who brought up getting together a roller derby team has begged off trying to do it. I honestly could use an outlet I volunteered to take up the cause and set one up. I'm not sure if there are teams in nearby towns we could play against but if we got enough people we could do some playing.

I just need to know who is interested and some ideas for names.

And in the name of curiosity, what is the worst injury you've ever gotten or given yourself? I've been shot a few times and then there was the falling to my death.

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The biggest problem with having a dissociative disorder in this place is the fact I'm never really sure if it's the disorder or this place that's making me disassociate.

if a small muscle above your eyelid starts to pulse uncontrollably am i dying or...?

serious answers only. unless you got something funny then you can drop that too.

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there's an ewok following me around.

i do not appreciate this shit. it keeps stabbing me with it's dumb little spear.

i'm literally gonna shave this thing in a fucking minute.

Okay so like.. there's this fun game to play with friends to get to know each other better and stuff, it's called two truths and a lie. Basically the rules are you get to say three wild and crazy things about yourself in any order; two are true and one is made up.

The goal of the game is to guess which one is the lie for other people while hoping it takes the others a few rounds to guess your lie.


I'll go first as an example:

🕸️ My first Halloween trick or treating I went as a unicorn astronaut space princess.
🕸️ I still own a bunch of Beanie Babies from my tween years.
🕸️ I once hopped dimensions just to get a pair of handcuffs off.

Anyone who is dealing with those yellow yolk monsters:

If it's possible, could someone put a piece of one in the jar for me? I'd like to run some tests on it.

It should be like an actually crime to put tests on a Friday. I can't even get excited about the weekend coming up :(


[Clint Barton]

Do you need any help with the Chemistry assignment? I haven't done mine yet because I've been crazy worried about this history test, but like maybe we could work on it together in the cafeteria?

Deep dish pizza is a hate crime.

You know. I've got to say.

I had no idea until the other day so many Russian folk songs were about either cannibalism or sex work.

But I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[Hellboy]

.... Hi there.

[Clint Barton]

So what's this then about about Loki.

🎼 Мне мила друга за рученьку
Не важивати.
Выходила молода
За новые ворота,
Выпускала сокола
Из правого рукава.
На полетике соколику
Наказывала -
Ты лети, лети, соколик,
Высоко и далеко.
И высоко, и далеко
На родиму сторону 🎵

ooc translation:
I loved my friend by the hand
Don't matter.
Came out young
For a new gate
Released the falcon
From the right sleeve.
On a flight to a falcon
Punished -
Fly, fly, falcon
High and far.
And high and far
On the home side

stood on a snake. bit by snake. travelling to kitchen for bandaid. trip on another snake. bang knee on table. lucky is no help. not loving this.

are we sure these aren't all loki? i'm pretty sure these could all be loki. i'm almost sure one of them laughed at me.

what's like... the chance of infection with all this sand about?

i am fine but what's the chances?

just curious and all.

Given it was the early 1950s for me, what books and movies have I missed that I must see and read?

Avengers + SHIELD (All Verses, past & present)

Perhaps I am worrying over nothing, it hasn't been to long since the war ended for me but someone introduced themselves here on the network in mid January by the name of Illya Kuryakin. His initial entry was.... Disturbing to say the least. I have tried to gain information on him but I was unable to gather much intel on him.

Does anyone else find this post concerning given.... events?