Attention Night Vale residents.

We have been receiving reposts since yesterday of a large man in a hockey mask wielding a machete and menacing people, and also occasionally murdering them. We don't have much information but we do know he has been seen around town, according to witnesses, just "all over the place". So...keep that in mind when making your weekend plans. No telling yet what this means for Sunday's farmer's market, but maybe take the week off.

City Council insists that nobody has died, while other sources indicate several people might have died. As many as 20. But considering this is Night Vale, it really could be any number. We can't say for sure how long this whole serial killer thing might last, but we do advise you to be careful. Maybe just pretend really hard he doesn't exist and he'll choose to share in this fallacy.

I thought it turned out okay until it got [...] worse.

(  ooc note: sfw latte image!  )

My uncle would say things like this take practice, but I think I'm just bad at coffee art. Is anyone actually good at this?

I'm just so fucking done.

STOP. TAKING. MY FRIENDS. AWAY.

Cool. Anybody else who I consider a friend wanna just up and leave? Anybody wanna become my friend then leave?

Go on. Since that's the vibe might as well.

Who is interested in a gay movie night?

IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE NOBODY SLEEPS TONIGHT

AUBREY LITTLE / BEN HARGREEVES
"Sent those fuckers right back to Chicago"

MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 20-21 MAY | THEIR APARTMENT | PG

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Alright if place is anything like home you guys have taken plenty of pictures on your phones of unnecessary things and people and events - and I want to see them.

Give me some random photos in your camera roll! I'm bored at work. Nobody comes to the bank after 11 on Mondays. Also no dick pics. I feel like I shouldn't really have to say that.

( I'll start it off: )

Does anyone have experience with making ghosts fuck off?

I reckon I might give this speed dating a try.

How fast are you supposed to go? I think I could do a date in twenty minutes. You've got to pick them up, give them a flower, tell them they look nice, bring them to dinner, eat, and get them home safe. Might be a bit of a squeeze but twenty minutes, I should be able to fit it all in.

Toto we're not in Kansas anymore... or Africa, for that matter. Night Vale? Never heard of it but I'm getting some major Stow on Side feels. I just really hope this is the Bea version and not Allister because that Buffalo Bill wannabe Mimikyu gives me the heebie jeebies in my jellies.

Also this is definitely a felony in some regions. Just throwing that out there.

You know, they could have picked a size appropriate device for us small folk. I can practically wear this thing like a backpack. I think I may have to... my hands are already tiny and prime real estate - I can't afford to have them full constantly.

Oh... oh no. OH NO. Quick — I can feel my little heartbeat slowing and that is most definitely a sign of death's icy cold grip reaching out for my pudgy little body.

I need your best cup of coffee STAT!

It should be like an actually crime to put tests on a Friday. I can't even get excited about the weekend coming up :(


[Clint Barton]

Do you need any help with the Chemistry assignment? I haven't done mine yet because I've been crazy worried about this history test, but like maybe we could work on it together in the cafeteria?

Deep dish pizza is a hate crime.

So, first of all thanks so much to everyone who reached out when I was stuck in song lyrics land. It was a pretty frustrating day that got turned a little better.

Secondly, if people have any sort of personal bits of weird and or spooky lore they find interesting, or have any personal knowledge of that of their world I am always happy to have a co-host for my show. Of course, you don't need to talk on air if you find that uncomfortable.

Ghostbusters and friends, minus Miller

Please tell me there's something big to investigate today. I need a distraction before I go file name change forms and make it official that I'm Holden 2.0.

But that implies that I'm an improvement to the original, right? So maybe not 2.0.

Let's go try to guess the Obelisk's name, who's with me?

Right, it is beautiful outside. Who fancies a picnic?

I'll make sandwiches. Maybe a fruit and veg platter, get some crisps. That good ranch dip for the celeries and broccolis.

BIG MOOD TODAY

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in case the embed didn't work, she posted this video.

Got up this morning, showered, and dressed. Then I woke, fed, bathed and dressed my son, and I plopped him down in front of a TV with a cartoon on and some crayons and a coloring book to entertain him while I went and took care of my teeth and hair. After that we were going to take our daily walk to keep exploring and try to find daddy a job. It's been pretty much the norm since... last week.

Where it differs is that while in the bathroom for a few minutes I noticed, wound around and around the inside of the toilet bowl was a large green and white snake. Not huge, but big. Just watching me like it was interested in the way I was flossing and had a very important question to ask me. When it noticed that I noticed it was there, it slithered out of the bowl super fast and is hiding somewhere in my apartment as I speak. Almost like it vanished.

Is this something that happens often and the apartments just have epically bad plumbing? Was it a ghost snake? Do those even happen?

[Adam Milligan]

When are you free to have that coffee?

You know what I've never done? Build a sand castle. And I had that sand castle song from How I Met Your Mother stuck in my head for most of my day and then I realized, now there's all this sand here, I've got nothing to do and I'm going to grab a gallon of water and build a dang castle. Anyone wanna come with?

Given it was the early 1950s for me, what books and movies have I missed that I must see and read?

Avengers + SHIELD (All Verses, past & present)

Perhaps I am worrying over nothing, it hasn't been to long since the war ended for me but someone introduced themselves here on the network in mid January by the name of Illya Kuryakin. His initial entry was.... Disturbing to say the least. I have tried to gain information on him but I was unable to gather much intel on him.

Does anyone else find this post concerning given.... events?

[Ghostbusters+ (SOs, assistants, etc)]

Update your rolodexes, I'm moving. In. With Miller. #506 at the Last Resort in case you need me.