Never in my life did I think I would have to ward my home against Ewoks.
Yet here we are.
ZATANNA
I'm dreading what is going to come out out of the rest of those eggs, really.
STEPHEN
What could be worse than that terrible egg monstrosity??
Which, Bruce still has in a jar.
ZATANNA
Is it....still alive?
STEPHEN
I try not to make eye contact with it, Stephen.
ZATANNA
it has eyes
STEPHEN
Black, beady, lifeless ones, yes.
Gives me the creeps.
And I’ve dated a vampire.
ZATANNA
that's terrifying
STEPHEN
It’s a mood killer.
And also from a children’s book?
ZATANNA
[....]
This place.
All the magic and power to bring and keep people like you and people like me
and... children's books
STEPHEN
Now now... you’re just jealous you didn’t get one of those baby Big Bird things.
ZATANNA
I could have eaten for a week on one of those chickens
STEPHEN
While you’re not wrong - imagine the bad karma on that?
You’d wake up as one.
ZATANNA
I don't know if that's better or worse than a llama.
STEPHEN
The llamas were adorable.
Sweating in technicolor was a fun time.
I hope in a few months there’s a Greatest Hits week.
ZATANNA
I mean, if we were really feeling it we could probably make it happen
STEPHEN
How mischievous. I like it.
Also circling back to the eggs - would you like to make bets on what the rest of them hold?
ZATANNA
I would now that you mention it
STEPHEN
Submit your respective guesses by midnight; the old fashioned way.
If I’m right - your cape needs to be bubblegum pink and glittery for a week.
And you have to vacuum my pool.
ZATANNA
I accept these terms.
STEPHEN
And yours?
ZATANNA
If I'm right, you'll have to clean the cover of The Book Of Cagliostro with a q-tip
STEPHEN
So mote it be.
ZATANNA
What is something you'd like to see the chaotic magic in this place accomplish?
STEPHEN
A city skyline. I'm so far over the Little House of the Backwards Prairie vibes.
What about you?