Welcome to Night Vale

I don't think I'll be watching Fight Club anymore. It was bad enough when it was just Laurel and Sara but watching Oliver fight... Someone said something about a book club? I just need something to do. What I wouldn't give for something to hack.

private to oliver
How are you settling in? Do you need anything?

Well this is new....and for me, that's saying something.

one of these days, something as actually going to make sense, but i don't think it's today and i'm weirdly okay with that given the circumstances.

i'm not sure how winning hurts more?

[ FIVE ]

i can't move my right arm higher than my chest. i genuinely think i'm having a heart attack in my 20s. is that even possible? who knows. not me.

Does anyone else feel like July's flown by? Shit This is fine

On the plus side, the hotter it gets, the more like home it feels.

quistis.

Is it normal to be panicking? It's normal, right?

But hey...at least once the wedding is over with, that's one less thing for you to organize.

Which now that I think about it, you might actually be happier with more things to organize.

Ignore me.

nureyev.

I'm not panicking. You're panicking.

mick.

Got a favor to ask.

This is [...] huh. Definitely new. Definitely not where I went to sleep. My mom's going to kill me

So I've read back a little, I think I get the lay of the land. Kind of. Am I understanding right that we're basically trapped, no way home, and this town is about as abnormal as it gets?

Are we supposed to introduce ourselves like we're on match.com?

Okay, here goes: Hi, I'm Ben Braeden. I'm a Leo, I enjoy long walks on the beach (apparently there's one of those?), apple pie, and hunting evil being elbow-deep in obscure mythological lore. Nice to meet everyone? There, that doesn't sound completely stupid, right?

» I have a problem.

» Hypothetically.
» Let's say I needed an x-ray to make sure a foot wasn't broken.
» Could you do that?
» As a favor.
» Y'know, hypothetically.

So I know everyone's got their things and there's fight club and bake offs and what have you but here's a new thing. Anyone interested in a non-competitive, beer all night bowling league? I never thought bowling would be my thing but I spend so much time at the bowling alley that now I'm like, sure, why not? Maybe I'll charm the pins and balls to glow in the dark or sparkle or something.

Alright, who wants in on another climbing / diving / beach day? Equipment not needed. All skill levels welcome.



private to cindy.

Could I bother you to put up some safety webbing?

private to wanda maximoff.

I hear you're the one to talk to for daycare. Do you accept mogwais by any chance?

Okay, I'm bored, traumatised and sore. My boyfriend is fetching ice cream and there's fuck all I want to watch, so I'm sitting here trying not to think about the plants trying to attack again.

So, Night Vale, it's time for some pre-college intrigue. Fuck, Marry, Kill. You say you're in, I'll give you three Night Vale transplants, you pick whom to fuck, marry or kill.

You are welcome to get in on it yourselves, this is officially distraction central.

[ BAT FAM ]

Camping trip. We're taking a camping trip. It's mandatory. I don't care if we have to deal with Tremors - I will go full Kevin Bacon but I am not spending another night in this hotel.

[ IVY ]

..you ok?

[ AMELIA ]

Make it out alright?

I've cleared out as much of the lobby as I can, and I've managed to set up some space for a kind of mini-triage area.

If you're wounded, or medically trained, the lobby should be your destination, if you need help getting there, give us a heads-up and someone will try to come get you.

[ AVENGERS (ALL VERSE) ]

Anyone who's still inside, I could use a hand getting this place into semi-working order.

I'm not loving the Savage Land vibes I'm getting.

Can we please do a check-in so we know who the hell to worry the most about?

Oh wow...okay he's really cute and all but this is WAY too much responsibility.

For anyone whose egg hatched into this it's called a Mogwai and it's VERY VERY important that you follow these three rules!

1. Don't get them wet.
2. Don't expose them to bright light.
3. Don't feed them after midnight.

[Dick Grayson]

Hey, wanted to see if you managed to make it through the week? Or did the kids take you out already?

Finally decided on teaching youth gymnastics at the local YMCA. Classes start tomorrow at 3:30pm and will probably wrap up at 5pm, so if anyone has kids they'd like to sign up, let me know and I'll add them to the roster. Probably looking at twice a week, maybe three if the kids take to it.

That's a pretty easy gig, though, so.. Might actually look into the school's gym classes if anyone knows anything about vacancies?

How's everyone's job search going?

[ Jay

so like. did we all eat something at a chocolate factory that we weren't meant to? not that i mind skipping the juicing portion of that.

[ FIVE ]

i match that mask you wore in hong kong. i can't say i'm a fan but i'm pretty sure it could'a been worse?

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It should be like an actually crime to put tests on a Friday. I can't even get excited about the weekend coming up :(


[Clint Barton]

Do you need any help with the Chemistry assignment? I haven't done mine yet because I've been crazy worried about this history test, but like maybe we could work on it together in the cafeteria?

OH, THANK FUCK! I can think again!

I don't know if that was just my brain torturing me for some very specific yet unknown crime or what, but the next time I get a song stuck in my head, it had better be more than just the chorus of something in a language I don't fucking understand. Jesus H. Christ.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

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Dammit, Janet!