Welcome to Night Vale

Do people like robots? I guess there wouldn't be too much of a purpose for the little defensive guys I'm used to making. Which also means there's no use for the super astro laser flaming cupcake canon I thought was a funny if impractical idea last night. What about trick arrows? Ollie was pretty annoyed with them but I've made them work and Jason melted a guy with one so... you know.

Jesse Faden. You're just so super cool. Like in a way that both Jaybird and Kori combined couldn't match. I really want to build you something useful and equally as cool but nothing seems to be measuring up. So... tell me what you'd think would be cool and I'll scrounge up the parts and make it.






Also. Does anyone know if this place has, you know, certain meetings probably at a community center that I can attend? Jason and Kori can't really compete with Jesse but I miss them and being on my own is always kind of difficult.

We have had another influx of people so, hello! I am Zelda, one of the Housing Assistants and thus very happy to answer questions alongside my colleagues (those being Katie Bell, Wanda Maximoff, Kate Bishop, and Darcy Lewis). A quick run down of the popular ones:
1) How did we get here?

We are not sure but we are looking into it.

2) How do we get home?

While it is true that some of us have returned this does not seem to be voluntary, so it does not appear like we can.

3) What do we do for money?

We have a list of businesses we are happy to offer you, and will help you draft letters to.

Now for some updates. Us Housing Assistants are busy with a variety of projects, one of them being lessons. I, as I am of a world that does not have this measure of technology and is more centered around magic, am happy to provide lessons on the modern world. I will let the others chime in with what they offer.

Another project is our very own clinic. I am happy to announce we have secured the finances for a building, and supplies. Katie reached out to the healers, and if the healers would be kind enough to provide us a list of supplies that would be wonderful. Do not worry, and let me handle the budget. On to another matter. We shall need a name for the clinic. Feel free to suggest one and whatever works the best is what we shall use.

The other projects are still in progress, so please keep an eye out for those. If you would like a listening ear, I can always be found at 1211.

[Arthur Morgan]
How are you feeling?

[Eros]
Hello! Speaking of projects I am wanting to host a very informal lunch, just so we can all meet one another in a setting that might feel a little relaxed. You are, however, very good at throwing things like that and it is always best to consult with experts on the matter so I should like to know if you would be up for helping me in this matter?

[Cheryl Mason]
Hello, we have not spoken much, which I hope to change, but I made you this. I hope you like it.

My girlfriend is here, which is great! Really great.

You know what else is great? Cowboys.

arthur morgan.

Mr. Morgan, sir, you are so cool. You're just really great.

Can you teach me everything? I want to be as cool as you.

This is...different.

Also, sorry to the person who gave me this thing who I almost punched and was still willing to show me how to use it. I was definitely a little shocked at being dragged here, so my first instinct was to just attack and then ask questions. Not always the best choice.

Anyway, hi, I'm Suki.

Uuuugh Doctor Strange, sir? Is this where we're supposed to end up?

Gwen? Miles? Anya? Any of you guys here?

This is so Toto we're not in Kansas anymore.

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