Welcome to Night Vale

Say what you want about how weird this place is. But I never got the good night sleep like I've been getting, back in Gotham City.

[Bruce Wayne]

So you mentioned that part the reason you bought the bank was so you could help us all out with starting out own businesses and that shit. That's still an offer that's on the table, right? Cause I could use a loan.

[Future UtH Crew: Miles Morales, Panam Palmer, Dean Winchester(s) - plural ]

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Anyone else shitting their pants at the idea of April Fool's in this place?

I mean, anyone who knows me knows that I love pranks but... Jesus this place might actually do some damage?

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Like do we need to worry about the possibility of zombie Jesus?? I grew up in a mixed household and I definitely missed the first night of Pesach so that's one strike - also we've been eating meat on Fridays and fucking. I'm 100% going to be murdered by his bunny henchmen.

OH, THANK FUCK! I can think again!

I don't know if that was just my brain torturing me for some very specific yet unknown crime or what, but the next time I get a song stuck in my head, it had better be more than just the chorus of something in a language I don't fucking understand. Jesus H. Christ.

The change is... rather settling.

For anyone who is curious, the Willow offers a very good cover, there's plenty of space to sit with a book, and the shade is very nice.

The thread bracelets are a nice touch.

Um, okay. I can say for certain that I did not see this coming.

This bloody place, I swear to the Maker.

[Thedosians]
Guess who's standing in the Black Emporium scratching Chauncy? I can't find Xenon for the life of me, which y'know where's he able to run off to right, but everything else seems to be in order?

This is the weirdest day. And aye, I'm counting the llama's.

I'm not the greatest singer. I really only do backup vocals in the Mary Janes and I think that's technically just shouting - but I can drum! Pretty sure the only people here who've seen me drum have been Luke, Eddie, and Kate? It's definitely been a while since I've had any kind of show or even real band practice but I've been playing a lot more lately.

So um, any way.. I'd like to dedicate this super cool pop-y session to Aphrodite.... I really hope you like it! Do you like drums? Please say yes





[ ooc: pretend it's Gwen ]

So with all the gods and whatnot here, if Khepri ever shows up let me know because I'd like to have some words on a particular malfunctioning and/or picky as fuck scarab artifact.

Also I need alternative cardio options to running other than lifting.. anyone have any favorites? And possibly an open schedule and patience for a lazy/slightly plump bag of bones named Ted?


[ filtered to Bruce Wayne


[ filtered to anyone with the name STARK ]

StarKord Industries - supply and repair of enhanced / alien technology. Sounds cool, right? Hear me out..

I couldn't help but mildly stalk notice a few metahuman types needing tech or repairs and whatnot over the network, and I really, really don't want to end up working at Denny's. So I propose a merger, of sorts.

Any takers? There's like twelve of you and I don't know who the Alpha is.

Either this is not the Garden, as I hoped it would be, or God seems to have a very strange sense of humor.

I've been here for a month now and haven't made much progress on figuring this place out, really any progress. Can't help but think that if the Doctor were here, he would've gotten it in less than a day. Maybe longer, depending on how talkative he gets.

Though you know maybe it's not a mystery that can be solved, who knows, right?

I suppose the big thing is finding a job. Anything out there for a gal that travelled around space in a time machine? I should probably start looking around town for something.

Great. This is great.

Aye, suppose that transporter experiment has gone a might bit awry. Certainly didn't mean to end up in the middle of a desert, but I've got all me limbs attaches. Considering that a win.

This place is strange. It is strange to inhabit a mortal body again. This thing is strange, some of the words are strange. Llamas are strange creatures.

I have been assured that this is not all the doing of Hades but I do not entirely believe that. The Master of the House would not be so lax to let any of us be plucked away, even from Elysium where I was visiting, for but a moment.

They tell me the words I put here will be read by all. Hello, then, all.

Sometimes there is not enough alcohol to deal with my life this town. The man I love and one of our best friends constantly want to poke at real danger

If you've been...llamasized? If you are now a llama, please be careful if you go into a store. I was just minding my own business getting groceries when one of them knocked me into an aisle. I've come through ghost attacks with smaller bruises than this.

If anyone needs me, I'll be taking the worlds longest bubble bath.

What the fuck is this now?

I've never seen so much snow in all my life. It just doesn't do this in London! This is incredible, though the wind seems a bit terrifying to say the least. I wonder how much snow we'll end up getting in total? Could need to be dug out proper at the rate this is falling...

Please stay warm and safe, everyone. I'm thinking I need to put a soup on. Would anyone like to come over for board games? x

Holy shenanigans, Batman.

This is definitely weirder than my normal weird.

You know, you'd think, leaving Jersey and ending up in some kind of desert...there wouldn't be snow. And yet.

Well, shit.

Well, this place is quaint. Snow and sand at the same time is certainly an interesting touch. Venhedis. It's the worst parts of the Western Approach and the Emprise du Lion all in one

Has anyone seen an elven man with a tendency toward getting himself into trouble? This does feel like his doing.

I'm sure you get this a lot around here but what the actual fuck?

Anyone know where I can get a drink? Since I'm apparently going to be stuck here for awhile.