That lovely season that I only just learned about,
Fall, is fast approaching which means all the spiders are coming indoors to.... hibernate for the winter? Is that how that works? It sounds a lot better than 'lay eggs in our orifices while we sleep so their tiny children have a snack when they hatch.'
They are absolutely giant and no, I'm not scared at all. My shrieking is purely coincidental.
So my question is..
If I get bit by one of those strange spiders do I become a Spider-Pikachu akin to this world like the Amazing Cindy or like... do I just become a Galvantula?
Just for the record I would rather not get bit by anything, while here, so this is definitely not an invitation. I totally deleted my Bumble account specifically for those reasons.