Welcome to Night Vale

If anyone would like some baklava, please help yourselves. As much as you want. I'll be setting up the usual table on the eleventh floor. I've... made way too much. There's no more fridge space. Or counter space. Or table space. Borderline chair space.

Also if you have any plants I'm so so sorry, I didn't mean to... Don't throw them out. Please don't. They should be good as new by the end of the day.

There is a small green frog-alien baby in my closet. Whoever it belongs to, could you come and retrieve it.

I have placed it at the counter in the kitchen, since it seems to mostly want the cookies I was making. I'd appreciate knowing if it's allergic to nuts too.

Given the telekinetic power I'm not even questioning how it got into my apartment.

Now that it is official, and I have been accepted I'm glad to say I am now one of the Housing Assistants. For those of us who are new and have only just arrived, allow me introductions. I am Zelda and it's very nice to meet you.

Please don't hesitate to come to me with any questions but I have noticed a lot of us have very similar ones. Like;
-How did we get here
-What brought us here
-How can we get home

Alas none of those questions have what I would call good answers in that they are all either we do not know, or as far as we know it we cannot return voluntarily. We do know time is a little odd, which I am sure is not very comforting either. I am very sorry if any of those answers disturb anyone, and if you should like to discuss things I'm always available and to be found in room 1211.

As for my duties while I'm of course happy to help everyone who needs it, I would like to shift my focus on those of us who do not come from Earth, or those planets with a similar sense of technology. Goddesses know I was very confused by everything when I got here so if you'd like to figure out what everything does in your quarters or why you should definitely avoid the loud metal things called cars I'm very happy to help. I can also help with the devices, although I'm still learning what exactly they do but I'm sure if anyone would care to know I'll at least be able to point you in the right directions.

Beyond those duties I also do a little embroidery, mostly because like many of you I am disappointed going to the library would require a touch more skill with weapons then I have, and while I understand it's not a very active skill I'm always happy to teach it. Or if you'd like something embroidered, do let me know. I also can teach the harp or ocarina.

I'm taking lessons as well. I've learned that while it's very grand I can heal, it would probably do me very good to know what I am doing. I'd not like to inadvertently hurt someone, because I know healers do more then simply patch a wound.

What's a movie scene or music video that lives rent free in your head?? Don't be shy. And no judgment. Okay.. very little judgment.

One of mine is this. This movie was a gem. Ahh, childhood. Simpler times.

( ALSO - everyone meet Jeff. )

This might be the longest vacation I've had since [...] a while. Kind of running out of all the things I meant to do when I had a little spare time, you know? But that means that I've now perfected the art of souffles.

[ZATANNA]
I wanted to thank you again.

[(all) DC PEOPLE]
So, hi. I'm a Barry Allen. A Flash. I know we're all from different worlds and futures here, so I figured it probably couldn't hurt to ask.

Strictly hypothetically speaking, do you have any experience with creating a new speed force?

In some ways, it's hard to imagine putting down roots here. I guess I don't feel like this is long term, but everything feels so tangible. Maybe it's the lack of being for five years. Things just feel... loose and solid at the same time.

But... I have a job, an apartment of my own. A pet.

It's strange how okay I am with it all.

All Marvel People

I've adopted a kitten. At least I think it's a kitten. But I've never named anything and I need help. How do people choose names for their pets?

Kara & Katie

Would you both like to go to the Festive market and see what it's like? I'm curious about the 'mostly harmless' state and it'd be good if we could answer any questions people had about it.

I suppose, once the general uncertainty wears off, being here isn't terribly different to other places we're used to.

So, I've taken a role as a Housing Assistant with the Last Resort, the role is basically assisting others, like us, who've been displaced here and helping them get settled, answer any questions we can. There are still open positions, I feel like it might be quite the job for just one person, so...

Anyone interested in joining me? Maybe a few of us from different backgrounds can cover most of the bases?

I'm Wanda. I'm from a world with superheroes and threats to humanity that we help stop. It's fairly normal except for the Gods and magic and alien threats.

Good afternoon. My name is Querl Dox. Directions towards National City in the 21st century (Earth-Prime, formerly known as Earth-1) is appreciated.

Unless [...] We can't leave? Why can't we leave? What's the progress that has been made on getting us out of here and back where we belong?

It's the happiest day of the year, people!! (Y'know, traditionally, for most of North America, any way.) I get that there's being thankful for stuff and all that heartfelt nonsense but I'm here to ask the big questions, the important questions... And I wanna know what your favorite Thanksgiving dish is?!

Or your favorite feast dish, for those who don't know what Thanksgiving is.

[ BOOSTLE ]

Alright... hear me out... We dress in matching shirt/tie combos and crash whatever Thanksgiving dinners we can find by claiming to be cousins from Great-Aunt Josephine's side of the family?

[ B3 - Booster, Beetle, and Barry ]

So uh.. Boost and I are gonna go crash some Thanksgiving dinners in town. If we don't get back in a few hours, we may be in someone's basement pit or something.

Whatever this is I didn't do it! It's not my fault and I someone to tell Rip that when he shows up to yell at me.

Alright you beautiful little babies, it's time for some fun!

On the 28th of November, I will be throwing the biggest party most of you have ever seen. It's going to be amazing. I know it will be, it's my party. It's in my blood. You're all invited, please come, I'll be very sad if you don't. You're getting notice so that you can find some nice clothes and decide if you wanna bring a date because you'll definitely be leaving with one if I get my way.

Feel free to put a twist on something Greek. I mean, who wouldn't want to come and see how we party in Olympus?

[ Kore | Hades | Poseidon ]

You guys will come, right? You've got to come! Kore, darling, sweetness, gorgeous light of my life, will you make some foods with me????

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ SALUTATIONS MORTALS ♥

Love this place! No really, it's so.... pretty.

But seriously, I... have things to be doing soooooo.... Where is the way out? I dunno how I even got here.

What is a Taco Bell and do I need one???

You know, it's awfully rude to be magically snatched away right in the middle of my work to somewhere completely new and have no idea how to get back since Apparition doesn't seem to be doing anything. Can someone help me, please?

So pizza places do not exist where I come from. Obviously. The whole world is totally devastated because of Ultron, but now that I've experienced what it's like to work for a pizza place I'm going to say it and that is I had no idea what I was missing.

Not only do I get paid for this shit but I also get free pizza.

Hell, even Francis gets free pizza.

Auuuugh. Is it possible to die fom eating too much chocolate?

These handheld devices that we have been provided with are exceptionally fragile.

I broke the first, cracked the second, and now I am on my third.

I do not know if this one will fair any better.

I am very glad that I am currently alone in this apartment.

Bad dreams + Fire powers + Curtains alight = Smoke alarm going off at an ungodly hour of the morning.

I'll be nursing a headache for the rest of the day.

Hello? This is unusual, I can't quite seem to figure out what I"m feeling or where I am. Adi is that you?

Well, hey everyone, I'm Kara. What have people figured out so far?

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