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» I've been thinking.
» You should move to Shadowcrest?

» And also attend Lucifer's party with me tonight?
» Less serious a commitment, but equally as important a question.

I have a question.

What does a heart attack feel like?

Specifically.

I seem to have acquired a constant shadow. It keeps finding its way back to me. Who fucking abandoned their tiny demon? I am unamused. And you cannot have it back.

Now that that's over.. I need some work done on this lovely gem.

Some moderately complex carpentry work, a lot of painting, and general clean up. Nothing too extensive, I want to have it all finished by the end of the month.

And I suppose I should poll how often you want films to be shown? In between shows, of course.

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You know. I've got to say.

I had no idea until the other day so many Russian folk songs were about either cannibalism or sex work.

But I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[Hellboy]

.... Hi there.

[Clint Barton]

So what's this then about about Loki.

So, what's the feeling on this whole saga? Who is this meant to be torturing, the people singing their feelings, or those of us having to work out what they're saying?

I can't figure out if it'd be worse singing or not.

Why is it snowing inside?

This whole zoo thing reminds me of one of the very few childhood memories I still remember where I went to the zoo, got a two scoop ice cream (chocolate and lemon sorbet, good combo), and went to see the chimps. We were allowed to feed them peanuts and stuff at the time so I held out a peanut to the little chimp only to have him fake me out and take my whole ice cream instead. I guess the bars weren't very thin at the time, security wasn't what it is today, or he was just artful but there I was, crying my eyes out while a chimp ate my ice cream.

I can't remember if I imagined my brother laughing at the whole thing or not. But someone was laughing.

Good times.

( Pulled any rabbits out of hats lately? )

[Napoleon Solo & Ilya Kuryakin]

Hi guys, so I've wanted to do this sooner but then people were very good haired llamas and it got tabled.

I thought I'd invite you two to dinner to a) thank Napoleon for treating me to the (not to be dramatic but) best Christmas of recent memory while I was broke and new and b) celebrate Ilya's return.

I know we don't know each other at all, Ilya but I think it's something to be celebrated. And a work-friend of Napoleon's is a work-friend of mine.

So what do you say? Oh and pick a restaurant, we're either going there or getting delivery, you do not want me to cook. Trust me.

Filtered against Illya Kuryakin

Does anyone know anything about Illya Kuryakin? I know he was one of those turned into a Llama but nothing else.

Does anyone ever feel.. I don't know, bad about being here? Guilty, I guess, is a better word. Like you just know that when you go home if you go home that you won't be anything like you were and your Mother your friends and family might feel really different toward you?

But at the same time... you really enjoy it here?? It's odd and confusing and new but you feel less suffocated, here? And certain problems don't have to exist.

Also, llamas are definitely one of my favorite animals now.


[ private filter to Psyche & Hecate ]

Eros' birthday is coming up and I really want to do something nice for him because he's been such a wonderful friend - and of course that'll extend to Aphrodite she was nice to me again — I could really use your help to pull it off? And ideas?

❤️It seems as though
💜 Fuuu

💜💛 traeh sijome raeppasid
🧡🤍 TRAEH SIJOME RAEPPASID!


💙💜 I am not a fan.

I do not understand.

THIS HOPE INSIDE SELL ⬤ ICE SOVIET NEVERLAND OCTOPUS TEST ⬤ MICHAEL YELLOW ⬤ INCREDIBLE DARKNESS EVERYWHEAR ALONE ⬤ OXYGEN FORCE ⬤ ANGRY ⬤ GOLD OPAL OPEN DYING ⬤ TIMELESS INCLUDE MIGHTY EMPTY ⬤ TERRIBLE HEART INSIDE SURFACE ⬤ PLEASE LIE AND CARRY EVERYTHING ⬤ SOUND TRICKS INNER NOTHING KISS SCARS ⬤ OFTEN FAILURE ⬤ AMERICAN MOTHER ESCAPE RIOT INVISIBLE CAR APPLE NIGERIA ⬤ ICICLE MURDER PEACE EVERYWHERE RABBIT IDIOT ANKLE LOVE IVY SAMPLE MESS ⬤

I'm a tad out of touch with the state of medical affairs, and given this whole place, I'm more than a little hesitant about looking into the actual medical facility here so...

Are there any doctors in the house?

MAKING LIGHT CONVERSATION

JESSE FADEN / NAPOLEON SOLO
"why, you wanna hop on a train to new york?"

COFFEE SHOP | EARLY DECEMBER | PG

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