Welcome to Night Vale

[Squall + Quistis ]
I know you don’t like to celebrate but give me credit for holding it in the day of.

Let’s go do something Birthday Boy. Don’t make me force you. I’ll get you balloons, I swear.

If that doesn’t have you shaking in your boots I’ll leave it to Quistis.

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There should be a list of things you should know or have experienced at a certain age. So far, I have been to the mall. I've been to the beach and I've seen part of a horror movie. I've never been to school, officially, but that might be changing in the fall.

Anyone have suggestions on what I should learn?

filtered to people with powers
Hello.

I'm not even sure if the rumors are right and there are a lot of people here with powers but here goes. I'm Eleven but most people call me El. I have these abilities and most of them I have a pretty decent control over. I'm having a lot of trouble with my telekinesis. I was wondering if there anyone who might be able to help.

This is [...] huh. Definitely new. Definitely not where I went to sleep. My mom's going to kill me

So I've read back a little, I think I get the lay of the land. Kind of. Am I understanding right that we're basically trapped, no way home, and this town is about as abnormal as it gets?

Are we supposed to introduce ourselves like we're on match.com?

Okay, here goes: Hi, I'm Ben Braeden. I'm a Leo, I enjoy long walks on the beach (apparently there's one of those?), apple pie, and hunting evil being elbow-deep in obscure mythological lore. Nice to meet everyone? There, that doesn't sound completely stupid, right?

Seifer's ice bat thing has been following me around since it hatched and making weird noises. I think it imprinted on me or something.

It's kind of cute in a horrible way.

I guess I need to name it.

hello terra

i am mantis

i have come for your peace

Chocobo start showing up and somehow I don’t get one. And now I’m pink. Cool.

So what are the odds on this being permanent? I’m surprised Night Vale didn’t go for purple.

I think my favorite part of the whole snake thing is that I’ve learned the term ‘danger noodle’.

Okay...the whole world hopping thing is really starting to get tiring. It's like, I can't stay in one world for a whole year before I get yanked somewhere else?

Right. Anyway.

My name is Ochaco Uraraka. I'm seventeen years old, and I'm originally from Japan. I'm a first year student at UA Academy in my world, where I'm in the Hero Course. And this is the...third world I've been pulled into? Well, technically, it's the fourth, but I was in the first one twice. I was in a place called Tumbleweed, Texas, for a little while, then got sent home, then back to Tumbleweed, was there for about another few months, then got sent to a place called Vallo, was there for almost a year, and now, I guess I'm here.

A couple of questions:

1. Do I need a guardian because I'm a minor? In the last place, I didn't, but I did in the first one I was in, so I just want to ask to get that out of the way.
   
   
2. Is there anyone named Rogue here? Tall, auburn hair with white stripes, speaks with an American Souther accent, has a three year old named Anka Irene? Granted, she might also be here and not know me. That happens a lot in places like these. So if I act like I know you, and you don't know me, it's okay, I won't get upset, I'm used to it.
   
   
3. I'm going to assume that there's housing here for displaced people? Where do I sign up for that? Also, school? Is there a local high school I can attend, or is there some sort of program? I'd like to continue my education.
   
   
4. How often to weird unexplainable things happen here? Like, random monsters showing up because of magic or people just randomly becoming little kids? Also, do you go on any yearly cruises to other worlds, sometimes in space?

I think that's it for now.

Anybody else in a bad mood because the fire monster at the back of their mind hates snow?

No? Just me? Cool.

It's going to stop eventually, right?

I've never felt so displaced and at home at the same time.

[Squall]

I can feel it through my parabatai bond. Jace isn't here anymore. Is Clary, have you seen her? She's gone too, isn't she?

[Molly]

Hi.

I just
It's
This is so lonely
It's just me now
We said maybe Izzy or Magnus would show up but the opposite thing happened

Hey.

Sucks.

filtered to garden crew + jace and clary - seifer.

It's Seifer's birthday. And I forgot Not really a surprise considering all the things I've forgotten but still And I wanted to do something. Nothing big. He'd hate that But maybe something small. With just you guys. Tonight. If that's okay?

filtered to seifer.

Happy birthday.

I almost didn't remember. Not because it's not important. But because...you know. Everything.

I guess since I've been through this already I'm not freaking out as much as some people would.

Jace, are you here too?

Where's a good place around here to train?

Any archery targets set up anywhere?

I know that I'm awesome but if places would stop abducting me, that'd be great.

✉️ Seifer asked me on a date.
✉️ What do I do?
✉️ Apparently he was flirting at that party.
✉️ Except I didn't notice because he was doing what he always does.
✉️ Oh.

[FILTERED TO SQUALL]

So I tried to be subtle and clever at the party but apparently it didn't work. This is me NOT being subtle and saying that you and me should go out on a date. The kind that's not sparring and getting, I don't know. Food, or something?

I know I'm an asshole but you've put up with me being an asshole for I lost count of how many worlds now so I think that means I have a chance. I was going to do it in person but if I do it this way I can't back out I can't mess it up.

Well this is certainly unusual. Time is moving fine though

So... What, exactly, is going on? And why am I here? This better not be a stupid SeeD prank, because I will demote people.

I expected to end up back with Hydaelyn Well, I guess I should be used to this by now.

So this is Night Vale? And I thought the last place was weird.

Is Seifer Is anyone Huh.