Welcome to Night Vale

Time really flies here. I was reminded I've been here almost a year which is just...wild.

I've been thinking of putting together some kind of educational program for people who want it. Some combination of core educational requirements, power training for those who need it, and magic for those that applies to. Not that there's anything wrong with the school system in Night Vale except all the things that are very wrong with it, but it might be nice to have something more suited to people who've been brought here.

tim.

So many holidays to plan for this month...

sasha.

It seems like everything's imploded a little with the Archive crew. It's bad when Tim seems the most put together.

How are you doing really?

emma.

How is everything with you? August was a bit of a mess between the serial killer and the hallucinations.

The ocean makes me miss the Marauder.

What good's a pirate without her ship.

emma.

If it magically shows up while this is going on, do you want to test the waters as it were?

» Uh, Code Blue
» There is a mermaid in my lake.

» Is this your doing??

[ STEVE ]

» I think you should come over.
» There's something you should see.
» A good something.

[ JEAN ]

» If that flare/pulse was you, I need you to get a grip of things.
» I do not have the mental capacity to deal with the shit that follows you around right now.
» So I'm relying on you to tell me that you have not been having fiery dreams.

[tw: discussions of alcoholism in comments]

Who is interested in a gay movie night?

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GREEK FILTER

Looking at another family brunch for the 23rd. Mark your coquina clam shells.

Also Triton is here.

EMMA

Do you want to meet my son? It’s fine if you don’t - I mean he’s sticky usually, so I get it. But he just arrived and I’m having a proud parent moment.

WANDA

If I were to need your services in the future.... could I possibly pay you in trinkets and a private spot on the beach for your daycare?

Uh, thanks? Not sure what I'm supposed to do with a whole building, but I appreciate the sentiment, Night Vale.

[mutants]

So, something from my world showed up that might be of interest to some of you. There's a large building on the north side of town, kind of on the outskirts, that looks like a giant rectangle on support beams. I don't know how to describe it. Lots of windows, staircases to get down to the ground, etc.

It's called Summerland, or at least it was, and it's a horse ranch turned mutant training facility that was kind of just out in the middle of a forest in my world. There's housing in there, medical facilities, classrooms, and training spaces among some other things.

Does this sound like something that might be useful around here?

[ EMMA FROST ]

Rumor has it you're the gorgeous gal behind the Hellfire Club.

If you're hiring, I'm interested. How would one go about setting up an interview?

[emma frost]

Are you hiring? I need a job and I don't think working at Steve's bagel place suits me.

[mick st. john]

Might see if I can get a job lined up at Hellfire. What do you think?

[ JESSICA DREW ]

Can I pick your brain about some things?

Figuratively, of course. I promise not to battle your electromagnetic personality to get in there.

[ STEVE ROGERS ]

» You can stop knitting baby blankets.
» False alarm.

[ POSEIDON ]

» I got scientific confirmation.
» Not pregnant.
» No onions needed.

[ KATE PRYDE ]

» I desperately need to get drunk and be sloppy.
» Girls night in?

-- Finished up the lab work this morning
-- Do you want the good news or the bad news?

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Darling, I need someone to talk me down from a ledge before I vomit everywhere from anxiety.

I also need someone who will be horrifically honest with me, so you're up.

I may be up the shittiest creek with no canoe are the moment.

[ POSEIDON ]

I need you to do something for me, and ask no questions about why, and then I need your ass inside.

Think you can do that?

[ STEVE ]

You have an eidetic memory, right?

That is a thing you have.

What bar's good here?

To whatever surface dwellers my message may concern:

I may not know who you are, or what you want with me. But I assure you that you know not what you have done, or with whom you have trifled.

If I am not returned to the sea immediately, then I shall have no choice but to once again DECLARE WAR on the surface world. Rest assured that if I am tested, there are none among you who will escape my wrath.

IMPERIUS REX!

[Telepathic Conversation with Emma Frost]

I got the welcome package, but honestly though - why aren't they handing out SPF 100 when they give us our devices, I mean - my dermatologist is going to have kittens if he finds out where I've gone to.

Also hi. I love you. What's good?

Now Hiring. Inquire within.