A question for the gentlemen of this network. Or those of our fairer sex who posses a gentleman to entertain, I suppose. Perhaps it is of a delicate nature, but I've been finding that the internet is very good for questions of that sort.
Provided that a man has been forbidden to do those things that he
must do, and his companion of choice happens to
be the doctor enforcing that command of the stilted and completely boring medical establishment...
What are some substitutes he might employ, given he's been forbidden ALL of these activities so that he does not go completely mad in the duration?
( medical stuff under cut. )