Angel Grove Net

They needed someone for the night shift in the city! It really is my lucky day! The fortune cookie I opened today had warned me so, but I never fall for those silly things usually.

In the interest of NOT looking like I’m preying on girls six to eight years younger because, seriously, ew, how do you lot keep from licking people who are bleeding in front of you? I don’t want, particularly in our league, to do anything resembling creeper and my co-captain is far better with puke than blood, so I can’t ask her to mop our players up every time they get hurt.

I’m hoping it’s a control thing that fades with time, or...

Uh, excuse me, hello. Can anyone hear me? My name is Sirius and I seem to be lost.

[He clears his throat and talks softer, forgetting he can be heard.] It's also day time and I'm hiding in a bloody closet... Master would be so disappointed.