Angel Grove Net

Raising a child is hard... she knows how to walk and run, how do I keep her still?

Uh does anybody know where I can get tripto...uh triptocaine? It makes you feel happy when you snort it. Blue and translucent and usually comes in a little tube?

I'm gonna need it to deal with the incoming hallucinations, nosebleeds and everything else that comes with using what I just happened to use.


Otherwise, who wants to sit with an idiot and make sure he's not dying while he rides out the effects of what's promising to be a really 'fun' overdose?

What is it they say about those who don't remember their pasts being doomed to repeat them? Somehow I forgot the side effects I was courting in an attempt to do some work helping with whatever weirdness just cropped up, and they're sort of intense?

...Look, I said I was a GOOD agent, not that I was smart.

TLDR; I need drugs to stop the side effects of using something really bad for me that's not exactly a traditional "drug" that I'm not even sure you people have. And if you don't have them, I need a babysitter, please? I'll totally repay the favor at some point, I swear.

THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE THAT ATE SO MANY PEOPLE AND HITTING IT WITH LOVE IS NOT WORKING

What... What is going on? Where AM I? Everyone is treating me so poorly.

Edit Private to senshi only:
I must ask, are and soldiers of the universe here? I need to know, I would not want to be lonely here. Fighting alone has it's risks.

Looks like I'm late again.

MY BABY IS KICKING MY INSIDES
IT SUCKS
(ﾉ °益°)ﾉ 彡 ┻━┻
Mamo-chan give me a new baby that won't kick me so hard.

Oh and Wasabi chips.

I think Houka-chan's already eaten all the chocolate she got...

I won't be responsible for all those cavities!

3.14159

...What's just happened?

3.1415926535897932

Where AM I?

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582

...Are any of you here?

Someone pick me up snacks from America!

Man.

I'm used to weird things, but this? This is taking the bagel.

This is... new.

Usako?

Haruka-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I ate so much I can't move. Too full.

I'll take a nap. Can you come get me?

Mina-chan? Mako-chan? Guys? Ami-chan, Rei-chan... Artemis... Luna. Mamo-chan.

Where is everyone? Is this a bad dream after eating too much when I should be studying?