Angel Grove Net

So the prom thing was kind of cool and all! Mr Rogers said I did a real good job helping out and everything too, which is great. I was supposed to be look out I think but I mainly people kept asking if I was really the webhead but I don't think I was supposed to tell them yes?

Don't mind me, I'm just listening to the new Taylor Swift album on repeat forever.

This is not Nightvale.

I am most upset by this. So I've put tiny spiders inside all your shirts.

So what's the deal here? With uh, general hero-ing. Are we micromanaging cities or blocks, districts? I don't want to step on toes. I've been keeping to New York City but I could go elsewhere?

Woah so this mornings patrol was way weird! Like normally I don't go uptown because I figured oh hey that's someone else's patrol route but I heard screaming. So I was like well it wouldn't hurt to check it out right and its like totally weird, this lady told me she thought I was probably like that one dude from this super old movie, where he turns into a big bug right? and I was all no no I'm a human, but I didn't want to give away my identity because thats like-not super heroy and everything. Anyway when I found out the source of the screaming it was also super weird. Like not even 'go away weird bug person' weird like normal but everyone just telling me like...I don't even know what!


Uh, is this like...normal? Most people just get mad for stopping them.

Okay, so let me get this straight. This is Angel Grove, but it's not my Angel Grove.

How does that even work?

Alright, what universe is this.