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My.. my girlfriend is gone. I don't know why someone sent her home but she was the first girl that I kissed, that I was with.

Life was really going good. I need to get drunk, thank God Bart Simpson is my big brother.

I've got to get a hot tub. We had one when I was a baby, and I miss it. Just got a new bikini anyway. Bart had to approve it, because he doesn't want me to attract girls, since I have Naomi.


He's just glad I won't get an unplanned pregnancy because I'm gay.

I went double platinum with my album! I'm so excited. I don't know how it happened, just because you have talent doesn't mean anything anymore, but I did it.

Bart's throwing an impromptu party Saturday night, and everyone is invited! Lots of pizza and junk food.

I did it! I finished my album! I can't believe it. It comes out in September. Tomorrow I am shooting the pics for the album.

It's... I am so excited about it. I can't wait for everyone to hear it. Bart even did a duet with me. Not a love ballad, that would be gross. But it was still so much fun.

So.... Emily Blunt is going to be Mary Poppins in the new movie. I mean... Julie Andrews was Mary Poppins. Emily Blunt is nowhere near talented enough to step into her shoes.

It's an outrage. It is disappointing to me that no one seems to be making a stink about it. I know there are other things to worry about but seriously?

It's a fucking travesty.

What if I take some of this money I've been hoarding and...open a restaurant?

Okay. I need song ideas. I want to write my own stuff. Be a serious artist. At the moment I'm out of ideas.

Anyone got suggestions?

I got a record deal!!! Bart let me go to audition. I am so excited!

The amount of people on this thing that are supposed to be fictional... I can't handle it. Every childhood hero or character just makes me wanna scream.

In a good way.

THERE'S A SHOW ABOUT MY FAMILY! IM FAMOUS??!! holy crap I love this place

So, I don't know what is worse. This massive Blob... or my wife that seems to be against me in every way. I didn't know women could hit so hard.

And that's coming from a guy who has two strong girl friends.

Damn it, Bart! Thanks to you I lost my Mayoral run against Quimby!

I can't believe you hate me that much that you would ask people not to vote for me!!

What did I even do to deserve your hatred?!

Can't wait for the weekend. Wine, a nice bubble bath and just a good relaxing weekend.

Guess what?! I am going to be a cheerleader! My sister would hate that, but Bart says he's very proud of me and we're gonna celebrate.

I can't believe I made the squad! It's so great!

Who needs television when I can just watch you people all day with some pocorn! And candy. And cupcakes.

Okay. I am so tired of this apartment! While I love that. Bart wants me safe I can't read the same books over again. A trip to the library would be great.

Bart said as long as he takes me I can go, but his work schedule is insane! These stupid aliens.....

i get it's unfair of me and i'm being imature and stupid to get upset over this when real problems are happening in the world and right in front of us and all, and that no one can help things and its petty to be upset, but why did it have to be when i had plans, big important special to me plans that have gotten fucked due to this alien thing?

I just really had been looking forward to camp and getting out of here and away from these people and out to do something i like, and instead I've gotten, well, this lot of nothing since its all on hold due to this invasion and they're refunding the deposit now, and the other people in my life are currently pissed enouhgh that my thing with them's probably been called off and...

Well, it ISN'T fucking fair that I was looking forward to something and i lost it through no fault of my own, is it? Maybe acceptance that nice things don't hapen to me like ever and im cursed for them's still an important takeaway in this.

I just wish something would turn out even though I know nows now the thyme to be focused on that anyway i guess?

The sudden influx of new people on here...

Very jealous. But also not because two guys here look a bit like my dad and that's too much.

This place is so magical. My brother thinks so too. I miss Mom and Homer, but I've got Bart and Lisa (even if Bart isn't glad about Lisa) and there's so many cool things here.

Now I just have to figure out if I'm straight or what.

Today, in the life I had before this one started, I died. I was the first to die on the barricade my friends and I held, in what was supposed to be the next French Revolution, and every year since I started remembering this has been, uh. It's been really hard?

Especially considering how much I miss them. Drinks in my departed friends' memories anyone?