I'm going to take a guess that none of the, almost certainly, lovely ladies here happens to be the one who left her shoe behind last night?
And has anyone here run into my
valet friend, by chance? I doubt Lionel would ever make himself stay silent if he thought that I'd escaped
his line of sight, so it's probably worth a try. After all of that's established, I suppose I ought to introduce myself, before I ask all sorts of odd questions about
why I've been taken to a kingdom so different from my own, though I have a few of
those, I won't mind asking later.
But, for now, in the interest of being somewhat polite, I'm Chris and we don't have anything like
this at home.