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So, I saw on the news today that Iceland's bars ran out of beer servicing US Marines and Army.

I am definitely not denying anyone their spirits, but I find that hilarious and amazing at the same time. That is some serious drinking.

They couldn't handle Asgardian ale.

I love being a hero to people. I spent a couple of hours yesterday taking pictures and signing things for people.

It feels nice to know that people look up to me and respect me. I just hope that I don't let them down. And so many people congratulated me on marrying Steven.

That felt so good. I felt so accepted. It's the best I've felt since.... Thanos.

Today is my wonderful husband's birthday.

I am so glad that I have him, that he was born.

Happy birthday, Steven. I love you.

I can't.... Steve and I were talking about having kids.... and this happens....

Steve, baby... I need you. I need you so much right now. I went home..... and something horrible happened.

(Infinity Wars spoilers in comments)

This is unexpected.

(may contain spoilers for Ragnarok.)

Um.... um..... I'm..... I'm king now? I need......

Steve? Steve, baby..... please come home.

I love being Thor Rogers. It's the best thing that I ever did, marrying Steve Rogers. He's the love of my life. I somehow got through this nightmare thing unscathed. I don’t know how.

And there was plenty for me to have nightmares about.

Okay. I'm going to do this rather than answer everyone individually. It's just easier.

I bear no ill will towards Aedan other than Tony was very distraught over their breakup. I know it wasn't specifically Aedan's fault. I know that. My words about them not being good for each other don't apply to just Tony. Tony is not good for Aedan either. They both have too many of the same issues.

I was merely concerned about Aedan, I was not aware of the party so to me it looked as if he was abusing ale.

Tony has a very dark past, and even though he can't be with Aedan he doesn't bear him ill will either. I can tell you this, it's not a secret. Tony was sexually assaulted before he arrived here. I do not have all the details. When he found out about Aedan's past it upset him deeply. That is why they broke up. No one is wishing Aedan dead or anything of the sort.

Tony doesn't know I spoke to Aedan at all. He's busy with his new daughter. He is doing mostly okay right now. Which is a relief, let me tell you.

No one needs to respond in the rude way I was responded to. I wasn't trying to be rude or as some people of Midgard would say, a dick.

assassholes...im mean my frends, im not supposed to talk about what we do,, so we'l say mt freiends...throw best partieSI ever!

we're celebrating sooo many birthdays. evie and Jacob who is old now, and shun? shuan? sean but spelled the oatther way is old too and was on thursday. and then today's birthdaay is tig cauase its now after midnite and all here.

and then in a ocuple days having FUN with Sherr as a special present for HIS birthday. but tonight drinkinsgs and fun and party. had karaokee machine arno wants to ernt sometimes now for eventses.

tomorrrow i'll regret this but tonight the lads and lass and me are going all too stronge. is the BEST.


thingss is good in modersaton, een drinkfings. they said i could have a 2 drink limit but no one knew i was sneaking more from them.

SO worrthh it all. think I should stay the night here; its safe and while I dont care if my da knows I drinking since i can and have been since i was about ellleven at home or so, byut i dont want to be a sloppy mess at home now, right?

Or sobering tips to go home and get in with no one notice might be helpfully too.

thanks. love aedan.

[Insert TONS OF STATIC NOISES, and various crackling in the background]

"C'n you....."

[there's another loud burst of static and the phone seems to have dropped out for a minute.]

"...hear me now? cell reception's crap but we're okay in...."

[The phone drops out again for a while.]

"Probably don't have long in case it goes out. Battery and no one's got a charger. But we're.... inside the...it's like a BUBBLE. So uh, Thor, you're my best guy, Tony, you're handling things amazing right now, Barton...keep up what you're doing. Buck....sounds like I don't got to worry about YOU, but I'm thinking about..."

[More static and a lot of barely heard sounds that aren't quite words.]


"Okay....I'm gonna go. Uh...keep the faith, guys. We're trying something from the inside too."

((OOC: If you want to be IN the blob with Steve, let me know and we can log!))

Holy fucking SHIT, you guys! it got Steve! THE BLOB GOT STEVE.

Backing up. After shit got weird yesterday, Steve and I were out patrolling, with me on the roof and him doing the ground sweeping thing. And then out of nowhere, this massive ball of goo, like those weird balls they have at the fancy yogurt place, rolls up and ENGULFS him, carrying him off and part of the street with him.

I don't... What the fuck is even...

I can't wait for these aliens to be defeated. It gives aliens that aren't here to attack a bad name.

It's so nice to have my fiance home at last. I can't even tell you how much it hurt having him gone. I am so glad that he's back and I can love on him whenever I want.

Finally, that Rarity woman let me join this network. I can finally say hi to people.

Sure, she had her reasons. Mostly with people not quite enjoying how feminine I am. But I managed to convince her that I'm okay.

My name is Angel. I've been a model for Rarity for about 3 years now. If anyone knows her work, you might know me. Then again most people aren't interested in fashion on here it seems.

Oh, Shane. I didn't know you were here, Rarity just told me. I want to thank you so very much for taking such good care of my hair.

Alright, someone get Steve out of jail already. We need the voice of reason back after...whatever that was recently.

I can't help Tony. I wish I could. Let's just say it. He's my son. I'm marrying Steve, who's like his father. Let's face it. He may be a middle aged man, but Steve and I are like his dads. This being said, I have no idea how to help him feel better. I wish that I did.

It's hard to see him like this, see him so upset about breaking up with Aedan, and I don't know how he's even managing. He tells me it hurts so much it can't breathe. So all I'm asking for is some advice. What the hell do I do?

While i'm in Lose Angels, im taking advantage of seeing new; interesting things. tomorrow i'm going to visit the dinosaur tar pit fossil park if anybody cares and wanted to hang out. in the meantime i've got plenty of things to do, if by things, you mean fantastically gorgeous older men I adore, named Tony, which I totaly do.
America's even better traveling almost on your own somehow, and damien WAS right about one thing being how educational it is.

Anything else you guys think that i should do?

Steve, love..... Tony's awake.

Is this part of the crazy going on? Banner just disappeared right in front of me. He's nowhere to be found.