Angel Grove Net

Have any of you seen Claire? She went out for dinner with a friend and never came back home. That was six hours ago. Any attempts to contact her have not been acknowledged. I am really getting worried.

Dean

Has she gotten in contact with you, babe?

Cas thinks you're a jerk but all things considered - yes, I'll be your wingman and help you get laid.

We don't need fucking Crowley here. Why did the powers that be have to bring him?

[SAM WINCHESTER]
First time around, I had a reason to be honest. I don't trust Confession never was my thing, but if it's the truth you want:

Yes. I'm not human anymore. Did some time in the pit and it spit me out different. That's all I'm going to say about it.

Don't try to feed me some crap about keeping it between us. If I know anything, that's already a lie. If I have to show part of my hand, you should show me part of yours. Who else knows?

Reading a gay sex scene while listening to Bolton's When A Man Loves A Woman is hilarious.

Dean and Cas fucking backstage after Dean's band played, it was so hot and so hilarious at the same. Try it sometime. With your gay couple of choice.

Acid

Baby. It gaves me ideas.

(OOC; This was an actual thing that happened. Not on purpose, either. LMAO)

This is very cute and all, but I have a Prophet to be seeing to and Hell to run.

It's quiet around here.

Let's change that.

A lot of people around here have facetwins. And it's kind of amusing.

When do I get one? Should I yell at this bracelet thing or the sky?

I don't know why it's a bad thing that I want to go back to law school. I worked hard to get there. So Dad and I are fighting again.

Gabriel, if this is your doing, you should know that it’s even less amusing than the last time you decided you wanted to play a game.

[Filtered to Dean Winchester*]
One moment I was with you and the next I seem to be in Hoboken, New Jersey. I can’t find my cellphone, and when I tried to call you on the one that I found, it connected me to a woman named Margaret.

I thought it might have been you changing your voice to be an ass but she started crying and said she was going to call the police when I threatened to molotov her with holy fire.

Where are you? If you banished me I am going to be extremely pissed off.

*Not specified which Dean Winchester, as he doesn’t yet know that he needs to clarify.