Angel Grove Net

So. Asking people you lo like... out? I guess?

How do you do it?

But I can't finish Carry On, Simon without my laptop!

You know... when your husband can turn into a dog.. It's really hard to not make jokes about him getting to be a 'wet' dog.

Why did me and my wife and husband manage to make a baby army? This is so tiring.

Someone help me, I'm trapped.

Exterminate. Exterminate.
EXTERMINATE

help me EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.

Does anyone else notice the Lucifer guy here (links to his net conversations since Jayden's arrival) is really quite creepy? Is there any other way to get information on people who end up here? I've scanned his records, checked for new ones, done all of the preliminary work in all the databases I can access and all I've found are useless links back to a obviously faked identity.

Anybody have ANYTHING that we can pin on this guy to get him in for questioning before somebody else ends up hurt?

Y'know, in the old world I used my werewolf stuff to do awesome things, like punching the guy I'm cloned from evil guys in the face and making a huge pack and defending my flux buddy and... stuff.

Here? I'm just a big fluffy glowing pillow for my wives. And I'm kinda okay with that.

Well, let's see now. Unknown location, United States, Earth. Early 21st century.

No. Wait. Location identified as...Angel Grove? Where on Earth is Angel Grove?

Oh shitting cocking buggering bastarding arse.

...Welp. THANKS MELANIE.

To the new mothers (or fathers) out there... what do you do when you feel you can't care for your child as well as everyone says you should be?

I'm afraid to be alone with her, in case I do something wrong. This tiny little thing is relying on me and I still panic and think I'm not capable of it. I'm going to mess this up. Something is going to go wrong.

And... is it possible to have cold feet about a wedding that's not even been planned yet? He deserves better...

Holy shit. My dad is going to kill me. I'm dead. I was late... I took a pregnancy test. It was positive. I'm in college... I can't be a mom! What do I do?!

So for reasons that I'd really rather not get into, I have found myself with a great need for a fake ID. Or five. And a couple of passports...it would make my job a hell of a lot easier.

So if there is anyone who can help, that'd be awesome.

Well, it wasn't such a bad birthday, I had ice cream and cake.... and watched stupid television. I didn't get to go out like I wanted but that's okay.

I can't believe how badly shit is messed up already... I really am a magnificent bastard.

What? I'm so sorry to the people I hurt when HE showed up This is not New York.

So, uh. Eurovision. Best thing ever or what?

So, I am in the worst mood ever. And I keep just randomly starting to cry.

Soff rinkin in moderfation is kind fun.

I BLAFE CLARA ENTIRZLY.

I did not enjoy Christmas this year.

[[OOC: spoiler warning for The Time of the Doctor]