Angel Grove Net

What manner of place is this? This is definietly not home or the council. I have a war to stop and if I am not there, who is going to help fight it? I demand to know where I am and how I got here. And how to get back home. My people need me.

Anakin? Are you here my love? Anyone else from my world that is just as confused as me?

Your planet is interesting. Did most of you really come here from other worlds like I just did?

That's...it's not the greatest time, but if there's nothing I can do about that, I'll have to hope the war goes on okay without me. And Ahsoka...

Ahsoka HAS to be all right. She's chosen her own path now and I HOPE she's going to be okay. I wish that I could be there, help her, but that wasn't going to be happening even at home, if I had stayed there so I have to trust the force, and her, and the things I taught her, and believe this IS the way that things should go.

I hope all of that's right. It's weird but I do have a good feeling about all of this, somehow. Crash landings and the like aside, at least.

I'm Anakin, for the record. Skywalker. Not sure why you'd have heard of me but maybe somebody from home's around.

Since this seems to be a populated planet, I figure it’s worth asking. I seem to have gotten separated from my friend when I landed here. He’s a B D unit, probably hopping around here being about as cheerful as a droid can be.. I’m not gonna press my luck and ask about the lady with the gun, or the Latero pilot or our SHIP, because it’s feeling like a miracle I’m here alive, but BD-1 and I...

I’m not supposed to need him, but...I need him. So if anyone here spots a lost droid, let me know?

It also wouldn’t hurt if someone’s got first aid supplies to trade for. I’m not actively in danger, but I’ve got some wounds I’m treating and my gauze and antiseptics were all back at the ship, so something would be AWESOME. I’d pay you more for bacta but the basics would still work and I’ve got what looks like your planet’s brand of credits chip here, so...

Somebody want to walk me through conversion from galactic credits?

I’d be grateful.

WEEEE ERROR ERROR. THE HUMANOID EARTH IS MOVING. ERROR. FUCKING MAKE YOUR STUPID GROUND STOP.

I shouldn't watch Ghost Adventures when I can't sleep. It scares me and makes me think I have ghosts in my house. School is starting back very soon. I am determined to graduate this semester. It's not good if I think I hear ghosts.

Looks like these things don't like lightsabers.

You've got to be kidding me.

ALERT,ALERT.

UNKNOWN AREA.

THREEPIO YOU PIECE OF SHIT,DO SOMETHING.

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS FUCKING EASTER?

Do you humanoids not know how to pilot your fucking ground ships? fucking idiots.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE FUCKING FORCE IS HAPPENING NOW??

WHAT DID YOU JEDI FUCKS DO TO ME?