I tell you all what internet if my uncle doesnae sudenly pick up something like competence at the guitar his new ones gonnae be taking one of those long trips deep into a loch.
Are we NEAR The lake district? No. is it hapening anyway? Aye.
Suppose uncle Cal HAD to find one instrument he's not got some instinct towards but this is beyond bad. Poor man's been through three teachers in the last few months. Im not saying being tortured would be pleasent or anything but itd be far FAR more of a relief than this.
...I DO have a cissors AND a couple daggars on me if Ive nothing else. My hand may soon be forced into destruction most musical.
...Someone come rescue the prince trapped and tormented in his tower? Ive got a paper about Macbeth and Hamlet being whingey bitches instead of getting on with stuff i'm meant to edit for the class but Ive a weekend to finish THAT up in.
((Edit: Wrong journal! Let's say they swapped phones accidentally!))