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DEAR LISTENERS.

THERE IS A STRANGE LIQUID FALLING FROM THE SKY! I am not entirely sure just what this liquid is, or if it is dangerous. But it is clear, transparent, substance that is cold to the touch. I was only out in it for a moment, and so far nothing has happened to me.

Just to be safe however, listeners, I would stay inside today. Until we discover what this strange sky liquid wants.

Also, on another note!I've been told that today is a holiday. Valentines day! Now, I wouldn't call it much of a holiday, as the hearts are made of chocolate and not actual hearts. And lets not forget the valentine aftermath, which is the true spirit of the holiday.

I will leave you now listeners, for I want to try these 'chocolate strawberries' that were given to me.

Listeners, do you wonder what exactly this 'Halloween' is?

The store I frequent is having a sale on 'halloween' candy, and the nice lady who talks to me seemed....confused when I asked if were meant to sacrifice the giant orange fruit looking things to some god? It is important to perform customary rituals when in strange lands, after all.

But I'm still confused on what this 'Halloween' is?

Though the nice lady, I believe her name is sandra, told me that Christmas is also celebrated here! thats one less worry off my mind, let me tell you listeners.

Listeners, have you ever been to the library?

Like, actually been inside the building? Its weird right?

First, there are like...actual people calling themselves librarians. And they don't even attack you for wanting to check out books! I'm not sure if this means the library was broken, or maybe I wasn't touching the books right? I'm not entirely sure that it was a real library, now that I think about it. Everyone knows Library's don't have doors after all.

Well, that was fairly interesting.

Listeners,I've been told that my microphone is not,actually,attached to any device. But that's just impossible,given you're hearing it now. Possibly live. And given that several people often stare at me as I perform this broadcast, that is indeed being brought to you live now,I think perhaps that person who shall remain nameless, is clearly wrong.

In other news,listeners,I have attended this 'Fourth of July party' a few days prior. There was delicious food,drinks, socialism

There was also loud,colorful, sort of lights in the sky? Still not sure what that was about,but it sure was fun. If you can call huddling in bushes until the lights stopped as fun!

And now I bring you to the The weather

What is the fourth of July.

What is the fourth of july?

I have tried, listeners, to figure out what this 'celebration' is for, and why it exists and wow. Just wow.

This strange world sure has a lot of holidays.

Like, I thought Barista day was bad. And Don't even get me started on History week. Who needs all those Pterodactyl and worm holes right?

But this fourth of july,according to various sources is just. Loud.

Like,really. Loud. That's it? The council is loud. The dog park is loud. Also,people actually go to the dog park. That's..that's just weird.

Have no fear listeners,I'll attend this 'fourth of july' and report back with my findings.

[There will be static, with Cecil sounding...frantic, and in awe the whole time. But not scared. More like...confused.]

Listeners, Listeners I'm not entirely sure where I am. Or even if you can hear this. What I do know is that this....place doesn't look anything like Night Vale. As always I'm not even sure if the Microphone is even attached to anything.

Oh!There's cars. Not ones I'm familiar with, but perhaps, listeners, not standing in the middle of the road while shouting into the microphone equipment is a good idea.

I-I'm not entirely sure how to take you to the weather to solve this.