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One of my friends from home, before we were like this is graduating in a few weeks and going to be a nurse. He's hoping to work as a personal one, or health aide, he says, but what sort of a gift would be appropriate? Most of the nurse gifts seem to be geared towards women, which is strange and gender specific, but I haven't been a human long enough to understand some aspects, I suppose.

Where the fuck are all the good drug dealers in this god forsake town? Honestly the last batch may have as well been fucking baking soda

O-kay.

This is a new one, even for me.

Barbara? Tabitha?

I doubt butch has the smarts to pull this off. Then again...no. He still doesn't have the smarts.

When I find out who did this I'm going to remove their kneecaps.

I would very much like to buy some Christmas presents. However, I have never done this before. I have a technical knowledge of Christmas and how it functions, and of the other human holidays celebrated around this time of year as well, but I know nothing about shopping for others.

Is anyone here willing to assist me?

Everyone!

I've passed the exams and been accepted into the police academy! I'm really looking forward to making a positive difference in my new community.

I only wish Hank were here for this. He'd ask me if I was insane, probably and maybe we could have a drink. Would anyone ELSE care to do the last part?

Snuffy got stuck in the crawling tube at the dog park yesterday . We were able to get him out, faster than Pooh Bear did in the tree trunk, because the fire department was VERY helpful with that. It was a bit ridiculous, but he SEEMS to have recovered sufficiently enough that we'll be doing it again today, if anyone else would be interested in joining us there.

I may owe the dog park a new crawling tube...

Oops.

( meet my new roommate )

This is Snuffy and I've adopted him. I believe he's named for a character from a children's education program called Sesame Street. He knows his name so I don't think I will be changing it. I'm excited to have a pet now that I can.

I know, I know, humans already think it's weird, but today I learned WHY you shouldn't stick things in your mouth that aren't food.

Instead of analyzing blood, it just tasted really awful. I'd forgotten to account for getting taste buds, out of all of this.

I think I'm going to go and order a pizza instead, now.

Telling me I'm not gay Rowling, I know it's a huge stereotype, but dancing around naked to Cher in my London flat whilst magically folding my laundry is great fun.

I see why humans enjoy coffee so much now. It's my new favorite human thing, here! Would someone like to go to Starbucks so they don't give me odd looks for coming back the fourth time today? I've only had three of the trenta sized ones and I think I need to get more.

I tried to access your internet in this place the way I normally would, in the hopes of checking on a friend, but it does not appear to be functioning in a way I'm familiar with, or perhaps exist in the form that I know. It's impossible to access my databases to determine anything at all, and I'm...a bit confused to say the least.

I was meant to be reporting in for work. The Detroit Police department is not going to take my absence lightly, particularly now that I am acting on my own cognizance and it took a lot for them to agree that I could have a full time job with them.

Can someone please inform me of the year, the nearest place I can find parts, and a good technician to repair whatever's caused my inability to interface the right way? This simply is unusual for me, and I'd like to find out what's going on here, please.