Angel Grove Net

I can be such a ditz sometimes...oddly enough I miss my sister. And my parents. And everyone else. I wish I was back at Hogwarts.

I got asked for my autograph today, that was incredibly strange. I don't know how to handle that when it happens.

These chocolate biscuits in America are so much better than biscuits back home. You hush up, Evans, Black. Before you say a word.

Taking care of a baby is the best magic in the world - even if I miss spending hours in my Apothecary and inter-matter, astral-matter, and the conversion magic room- meant for the continuous conversion of sunlight into matter to make armour plates, weaponry, and tools that can better channel magic than a wand.

And to think I was so close to being able the set a spell to convert even the image of a beasts shadow in an astral being of said beast. I would love to see if I could make an Astral matter elk...

Also curious to see if my magic will peak or lower during the winter equinox.

So... what is this, then? Why am I here? What is this world like?

...I have great need of an apothecary. As well as potions books. Does anyone know if there are any around?

Okay, what the hell? Where am I? Where's Maura Seriously. I need a beer.

Well I finally know what it's like to be as famous as Harry, blimey.

...just found something out. NEVER wear a sundress and heels out in public.

I've never had so many men hit on me before. Or even one working at a shop asking me if he could come have a drink at his place tonight. And another take my hand and kiss it.

Sure I slapped him, and said no to all of them, but it was disturbing. Does anyone else have this problem?

Awkward network question, but does anybody want a date, or, a series of dates, or as one of those things where we hastily let everyone know we're friends, not dating, if you're really uncomfortable with the whole issue of "looking gay"? ...Actually come to think of it, I'm not all that thrilled to take out any bigoted assholes so let's scratch the last part.

See, I've gotten a couple gigs reviewing, and it's all a little too suspicious if I'm sitting there alone. I mean, I COULD just be the kind of loser who heads to restaurants alone, but it also means I'm limited in what I order, or I just look sad and pathetic.

While I AM actually sad and pathetic, I really hate for complete strangers to notice that without even taking time to confirm their suspicions. I'm really, really okay with being a disappointment, but it's the kind of disappointment I usually like to string somebody along into finding out, really gradually. Sometimes I'm even allowed to stick around as the depressing asshole friend who gets pity invites to shit.

I'd sort of like to keep it on those terms if any of you are okay with that.

So. I've gotten used to weird things happening in my life. Hell. My boyfriend turns into a deer, Stag, on a daily basis, and I can levitate items that are much heavier than I am with nothing more than a flick of my wrist. And this is easily the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me.

So first of all, where am I? This looks like London, but when I went looking for the Leaky Cauldron, it wasn't there, and there are strange people...er...stranger than what I'm used to everywhere. And I can't find James!

Can someone, please, just tell me what's going on? What happened to me? Where am I? And How am I going to get home? James needs me! You have no idea what kind of stupidity he'll get into without me there to smack him over the head!