Angel Grove Net

You set one piece of shit fucking sex worker filled motel just a little bit on fire and suddenly it's the end of the bloody world.

[Trott]
I'm an arsonist, apparently. I'll be needing somewhere to stay and someone to bail me out of jail. That means your room and you, respectively.

I hope you have money.

So, yeah, friendly reminder that Pleasure-Bot 8000 exists.

World of Warcraft man.

Oh for fuck's sake.

I didn't ask for a pair of fucking knockers or any other bloody bodily changes!

Ever feel like you're on fire for the best of reasons? I can't wait until school actually starts today.

I'm...how do they say it, pretty stoked? And psyched. It's going to be great, I know it!

Brand new Monsieur Pontmercy and brand new chance to turn this year around.

Nothing can go wrong that way, can it?

The world will implode if we get the third and last hat. I'm already terrified.

I think my parents' universe is leaking again.

...not sure if this is a good thing.

There I was, enjoying a nice soak in the irridated lake and now I'm being fucked every which way by the universe. Where the bloody hell?!