Angel Grove Net

You know, that was probably the best Winter Veil I've had in... years.

And my usual ones in Azeroth involved meeting the man himself

Think I found my faith again. And all it took was a phantom of mother

It's coming on Winter Veil and I am HERE. I'm here and yet I should be dead.

This...is not the easiest set of circumstances to consider. Not that we had very many good celebrations for a long time now, in Gilneas. War has a way of making things impossible to manage but, all the same my thoughts are turning towards it and...

It's difficult, this first one by myself.

Okay. So. I, uh. I have a problem.

I've... somehow lost my connection to the Light? I reach out and there's nothing in return. And it's terrifying For the first time in years, I just... I can't feel anything.

If this is what losing your faith is like, I get why it destroys people...

Was thinking after a little on WoW.

The Light is just a massive pimp.

Considering how much more time paladins spend on their knees then priests...

By the Light, monogamy is hard.

This is what I get for spreading the love a little too frequently, huh.

I can't... I can't sleep anymore. I keep... I thought that I was done dealing with the nightmares. How... Angel and the girls need me. I need...

I have to stop seeing... all the death. The fighting that didn't... that didn't end in our favor. It is.. I just can't stop. Every time I close my eyes.....

I'm looking for a boyfriend, but tinder is lame.

Okay. Whoever's doing this? Stop it.

I can't take this The Legion was easier than this! I've fought Nightmare Lords who were less damned intrusive.

Holy fucking SHIT, you guys! it got Steve! THE BLOB GOT STEVE.

Backing up. After shit got weird yesterday, Steve and I were out patrolling, with me on the roof and him doing the ground sweeping thing. And then out of nowhere, this massive ball of goo, like those weird balls they have at the fancy yogurt place, rolls up and ENGULFS him, carrying him off and part of the street with him.

I don't... What the fuck is even...

Anyone know a good way of dealing with nightmares?

I don't normally get them, it's just... it's hard to explain.

Someone's gotta remind me that not every demon is hostile here. Keep accidentally Truthguarding innocent people in the face.

It threw my hammer back at me!

Nobody throws my hammer back at me!

I can feel mother's judgement from here Even the Legion ships didn't do that. Light-damned bastards.

Is it considered blue balls if you're technically dead and blood shouldn't work that way?

You know, if there's one good thing about being here, it's that people are so much more impressed when they see a Paladin of the Light.

Glowing armour, radiant weapons, golden eyes with just a hint of that fel green problem, dashingly good looking... we're amazing.

It's hardly the time for impulsive purchases from the internet, but then again, when is EVER the right time for impulsive purchases from the internet? Especially if they make you feel a BIT at home again. Besides, I'm the royal tutor of Starkhaven now. The least I can do is spend my brother's money after doing him the favor, eh no?
( I believe I've fallen in love at last )

Now to settle in, properly, though I don't believe I'm going to sleep a bit until she's in my arms next week.

I think my smiting arm is getting tired.

I never knew so many people would need a little, ah, Light-based correction.

He's gone, and I'm sent here. Is this meant to be some heaven? Or hell? Which did he get sent to... I know where we both deserve going.

He was an idiot. A too smart for his own good IDIOT. And now Hanji is commander and I'm not there to protect the brat.

Vengeance is mine, saith the LORD.

Quis ut Deus, Bitches?

Anar'alah Oculeth! I thought we'd fixed the teleporters!

...Oculeth?

...this isn't Suramar. I don't think this is even Azeroth.