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I'm so damn tired, and I'm so thankful for it. I'd like you guys to meet Luciana Nicole McCutcheon.

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Okay, so, morning sickness, I am so against it. It's totally the worst thing ever.

Okay... so, I'm an idiot. I guess I'm entitled to my feelings, but I shouldn't have freaked out... I have a mountain sized issue right now, and it's not her fault. She just loves me and I keep putting her through hell. What kind of person am I?

...oh, this can't be good. Where are my wheels? What's a carriage if she can't move?

Buffy, if this is another one of your tricks...

Oscar party at my place, last minute.

Be at my place in an hour. Bring a new pair of clothes and something to snack on.

Every time someone says the word "Oscar" or "Award" you take a shot.

If someone falls, three shots.

And every time someone pans onto a woman's chest, you take off an article of clothing. All genders welcome.

[Location]

I have started a few clubs that need members. Please tell me and you can join:

The: MY SISTER LUCKED OUT IN THE BOOB DEPARTMENT AND I DIDN'T
Current members:
✦Azelma Thénardier
✦Princess Anna
✦Carmen de la Pica Morales

The: I'm a bitch, you're a bitch, we're all bitches.*
Current members:
✦Azelma Thénardier
✦Nessarose Thropp
✦Lomadia
✦Clara Oswin Oswald
✦Hino Rei
✦Alice Pieszecki

The:My sister has better hips then me
Current members:
✦Princess Anna
✦Éponine Thénardier

IF YOU THINK OF ANOTHER CLUB TO ADD JUST ASK

*Keep in mind there will be a test of your bitching bitchiness to join the bitch club for being a bitch.

[Goddammit Azelma, MA stuff in comments because Thénardiers are fucking terrible.]

...Okay, what the hell did I drink.

This can't be happening.

It can't. I'm dead. Por favor, dime que estoy muerto. I'd rather be dead.

Antes muerta que se enfrentan a lo que pasó.