Angel Grove Net

Since when does being Dean Winchester's kid all of a sudden mean you can't get laid? All I want is to actually engage in some gay sex.

What was the point of coming out if I don't get laid?

So.... Dad... I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what I said, okay? I know you might not believe me but I mean it.

Also..... I kissed a guy.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I DIDN'T..... I WANT TO TAKE IT BACK.

I REALLY AM MY DAD. SHIT. FUCK.

Um.... um.... I can't... I was...

FUCK. THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

Bobby tried to tell me God doesn't care who is gay and who isn't. Where did they get him saying it's wrong if he never did?

Am I supposed to be happy my dad's got a husband now? Because I'm not.

Who wants free candy?

[Winchesters + extended family & Angels]
They're not stolen or anything, but enjoy. ;)


(baskets of candy that are overly valentine decorated with their name on it will magically be found in all their homes. one for each! the only exception is claire, who gets the biggest basket along with a giant teddy bear)

Seriously. I can’t stand living in this house. Claire keeps tying up the bathroom with her morning sickness...

Castiel keeps trying to parent me... and I'm still fucking grounded. I'm really trying to handle this but I really can't. Also I am really drunk right now.

So... your boyfriend grounded me. Does he have the authority to do that?

There may be something he tells you I did. I didn’t.

Ask me how much I just paid for this finely aged bottle of whiskey that I'm drinking. Guesses close will earn a prize.

That was exactly what I needed. Goddamn.

Never been so happy to be hungover.

I can't... this family may be too much for me. I don't... I wish I could just leave and not come back sometimes.

Or go and live with John. Not ready to call him Granddad like Claire does..... *insert eye roll here*

If anyone needs me in the next few hours? Don't. Leaving the stupid ass device at home and my phone's going off

[Jacob Frye]
I'd ask if you wanna get that drink, but I'm having way more than one.

It's a month out, but I'm working on a thing for Valentine's already.

It's time to put an end to this. We need to come up with a plan of attack on this demon blood situation. No ideas are stupid. Unless Lucifer tries to chime in

And by the way, dad, he's in the hospital. I meant to get ahold of you yeterday but I was out of my mind.

Yeah. So, my new sister sucks. I guess that’s what I'd call her. I also kind of hate it that she calls Dean 'Dad' and I don’t. It's something I'm not ready to do.

I do think he's a better person than he seems to think he is. He's actually a really good guy. If I'd been able to contact him I know he would have saved my mom. But that was Crowley's fault. Fucking Crowley.

Dean? Dean Winchester? Sam?

Does anyone know if there are Winchesters here? I'm Ben Winchester. They're my family.