Angel Grove Net

I'm enjoying showing things of this world to Jaskier. Though, I do believe he's caught on better than me.

I've now tried a vast variety of foods from this world and I can see the appeal, but some seem gluttonous. Does so much of it have to be fried?

Jaskier's music is far better than the sounds I've heard here that claim to be music.

Also, I had a questionable dream last night about Renfri and Yennefer.

I hate portals.

Now this is the most fun I've had in a long fucking time!

And I've been around for eons

Bored?

[There's a video attached of him, consuming a small child. In every gruesome detail you can imagine and worse. Followed by his cackling laughter that will haunt not only your dreams but your kids and grand-kids as well]

Far be it from me to get up off my arse, and do something, but boredom and mild guilt and a need to keep paying the rent on my shitebox once this newcomer stipend wears off do compel me to offer up my services.

Name’s Lambert, and much as it’ll make you all avoid me like a bad case of the clap...I’ve got a specific set of skills to offer if you’re needing help of a specific nature. Do feel free to hit this up. I’m tired of sitting around here, not much but my hand to keep me entertained.

Let me know your problems and we’ll see if you can pay enough to make it worth my while, eh?

Is blood supposed to be purple?

...The bloody fuck's all THIS?