Angel Grove Net

I lit your fridge on fire. It was upsetting me.

I have replaced your vodka with Windex and your Advil with ipecac.

You do not clean out your fridge enough. Yes, you. I have taken all your soft meats and warm, yellowing, vegetables and given them to the rats.

I feel like they would appreciate it more.

I have also put all the small bugs from under your bed inside of your pockets, but you will not know which ones until they have melted your skin.

This is not Nightvale.

I am most upset by this. So I've put tiny spiders inside all your shirts.