Angel Grove Net

Someone is definitely getting in trouble for this one.

Casey?

What is this place? I'm already feeling itchy. Out of date fashion in the windows. you should be ashamed!

So... my name is Wade Wilson. I heard you were single. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a bite to eat or something.

Well.... I think I was a bit too drunk last night. I went home with a guy. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. I'm open to the idea. I just don't really know that I like that I can't really remember it. It was my first time with a dude.

Anyone got some advice?

Hello again to all of you. I thought I'd quit this place for home a very long time ago, but the universe has much better plans than leaving me stranded in the Imperium, forever alone and eligable but certainly not able to do very much about it outside of the deepest, darkest secrecy.

The Inquisition's most attractive member has become the Tevinter Imperium's most attractive Magister, as terrible as the idea is, both in theory and in actual practice, and much as I hate to leave my faction stranded now we've found our hand and foot holds, and are going nowhere but up any time soon, I AM relieved that I am here, to brighten up your lives once more.


Dorian of House Pavus for those I've not had the pleasure to meet the last time I was tossed adrift into this roiling sea, but for the rest of you, who of my crowd's still about, and how can I improve your dull grey lives today?

THAT was Thanksgiving? The screaming, The deep spilled and deeply kept secrets over pie (and we will be discussing yours, at our next lesson, Princess) the tears shed into the cranberry sauce, the young prince fleeing the table, shaking, the fact it took about an hour for him and the actual Prince to return looking reasonably calm again, the terrible fashion choices many of you people made, and the interesting presence of one Messere Holmes who doesn't SEEM To belong to anyone in particular, if I read my signs right.

Near as much intrigue and drama as back home in the Imperium and near as much action as in Skyhold.
Suitably rousing and impressive for a weekday afternoon, at least.

I could do with a distraction. Can't find a solution to what I'm working on.

Any suggestions?

Apparently it's World Beard Day today. Have to wonder if it applies to the kind you get with gay men...

First, and most importantly, I have a life-changing announcement ripe for sharing with all of you who enjoy biting into and sharing most ripe things. I, Dorian Pavus, Scion of House Pavus, possessor of the most fantastic arse in at least both universes I have had the pleasure to exist in, and who sits around on said fantastic arse eating bonbons and watching teles and my other stories highly enlightening programmes on the educationally themed networks to learn things about this world , have decided that I ought to attempt working for a living. And, naturally, because I am so witty, charming, and particularly erudite, another fancy word that I love, Ha!, I have been offered and accepted a fine job working within Angel Groove's fine library system.

Specifically, I'll be the "young adult" librarian, in charge of overseeing and stocking media for youths, and corrupting...I mean coordinating, events, book talks and all the rest, with a specialized focus on creating a series of workshops on using reference materials appropriately and effectively.

I begin working part time on Monday afternoon, and, naturally, I am in awe of the fine traits I posses that allowed for me to be offered the position in the first place. Congratulations to me on having a perfectly lovely face, and to my mother for enlisting magic during my birth, ensuring that my head or any of the rest of me did not come out disgusting flat and lumpy, I suppose.

Secondly, and perhaps, more importantly, I have lately noticed many of us who hail from Thedas have posted here, and realized we might not somehow be aware of each other's fine presences. That is, I certainly know I do not know all of you who are here now, though you needn't try to make me feel better about being neglectful to my universemates by pretending you had not noticed and were not already admiring me.

Contemplation of perfection aside, I would like for this to serve as something of a gathering place for those of you, from Thedas to coordinate activities, meet up, and, of course, to bring your helpful and ingenious coordinator lovely thank you gifts to acknowledge my effort and my utter dazzlingly brilliant qualities at the same time. I prefer lokum, proper coffee, silks, broacades and velvets, and, happen to look best in green and blue if you needed the proper information. And, of course, recommendations, travel directions, and the opening hours for your favorite proper bookshops as well, with none of this 'kindle' nonsense, thank you very much indeed.

Really,all of you who hail from Thedas please feel free to mix and mingle here, I do hate knowing I've missed finding some old and dear, and other very new, perhaps equally dear someday, faces, so use accordingly. And congratulations, of course, will certainly be accepted in this space as well.

Have a wonderful week-end, all of you.

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I CAB TYOE BY MYSELF NOW! THIS IS ROY AND I VAN TYPE! I was frusyttatd but I krpt trying abd didnt even hve to bugd Thea for help.

I'm ptrtty fuvking wesome reall.

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Okay. Why are the spells I'm doing not turning out? It's annoying.

Why is the Divine in this world a man?

For the love of the Maker, what NOW?
Can a man who helped to save the world not bathe in peace at least?!