Angel Grove Net

Have any of you seen Claire? She went out for dinner with a friend and never came back home. That was six hours ago. Any attempts to contact her have not been acknowledged. I am really getting worried.

Dean

Has she gotten in contact with you, babe?

I am aware that you do not wish to speak to me.

I am also aware that you have been talking to Lucifer, and that this appears to be upsetting your family, for very good reason.

May I ask you why you feel the need to associate with him?

Are you aware of the things he has tried and often succeeded in doing?

I don't know what it is, but the other Dean is an incredible jerk. Claire hasn't stopped complaining about the other me, either. I really thought I had seen it all.

And is Crowley seriously here?

We don't need fucking Crowley here. Why did the powers that be have to bring him?

Well, Dad and I patched things up. And I'm going to law school. I got into Harvard Law, I can't believe it. It's going to be so worth it. I am so happy I could burst.

Household

We should celebrate. And I promise, guys, you'll still be able to see me. That was a concern for Baby.

Reading a gay sex scene while listening to Bolton's When A Man Loves A Woman is hilarious.

Dean and Cas fucking backstage after Dean's band played, it was so hot and so hilarious at the same. Try it sometime. With your gay couple of choice.

Acid

Baby. It gaves me ideas.

(OOC; This was an actual thing that happened. Not on purpose, either. LMAO)

I'm.... I'm so confused. I heard... my best friend was with my girlfriend where he's from... and I was....

I was jealous because it wasn't... it wasn't me that was with him. Since when do I have feelings for Jug? I need... someone... tell me how this happened.

Long time, no talk. How has life been since you let Heaven fall apart? Are you even aware of what the management is like? Or how lost we all were without you? Michael wasn't nearly as much of an asshat before he decided he needed to fill your shoes. I hope you've been enjoying your endless vacatio-

Are you really who Sam Winchester says you are?

This is very cute and all, but I have a Prophet to be seeing to and Hell to run.

It's quiet around here.

Let's change that.

So... you're going to lecture my dad about whether or not I should hunt? You think I couldn't see that? It wasn't filtered, you idiot. And you were lecturing Grandpa John about letting Uncle Sam make choices of his own, you have to do the same with me.

I don't know why it's a bad thing that I want to go back to law school. I worked hard to get there. So Dad and I are fighting again.

Gabriel, if this is your doing, you should know that it’s even less amusing than the last time you decided you wanted to play a game.

[Filtered to Dean Winchester*]
One moment I was with you and the next I seem to be in Hoboken, New Jersey. I can’t find my cellphone, and when I tried to call you on the one that I found, it connected me to a woman named Margaret.

I thought it might have been you changing your voice to be an ass but she started crying and said she was going to call the police when I threatened to molotov her with holy fire.

Where are you? If you banished me I am going to be extremely pissed off.

*Not specified which Dean Winchester, as he doesn’t yet know that he needs to clarify.