Angel Grove Net

Wait, did I take a wrong turn at a cumulus
somewhere? This doesn't look like the arts
school?

Johanna?? Kyla??

Er...

The actual fuck is this?

So many people are returning to SCHOOL. It comes to Okosan that he must join them and preserve the honor of his class! Only...Saint Pigeonation's does not EXIST in your world, it seems. What is Okosan to do without a school of people who will understand him and a track team who understands his heroic brilliance? Hmm? Hmm?

Okosan is so confused and not sure WHAT he should do now! Does anyone have any ideas that may help him in his quest to become the greatest he can be so that the world might be filled with real, actual pudding, and not the store bought cafeteria trash imitations that he finds so often?

Okosan has been told that TODAY is Pigeon Appreciation Day. Because Okosan is usually a pigeon and it is only here that he is a human with wings who can speak human languages and have them translate, he has been celebrating mightily. There has been much pudding, even if it is all cheap and storebought trash and not the ULTIMATE PUDDING that he seeks always. Okosan has been flying in the park and singing the songs of Brian Pigeon's tweets as they would sound in our language and reading his twitter (https://twitter.com/brianpigeon or @brianpigeon) and enjoying spending time speaking with the smaller tiny pigeons that exist in this unenlightened age for his people though they are hard to communicate with and somewhat simple.

Okosan celebrates all pigeonkind and will be having a party tonight, with much to eat and drink and enjoy and all are invited to his hotel room in Tokyo! (Location!) He will be pleased to see you all there and your devices make travel easy! Okosan may be fifteen years old but he has SOURCES, shall we say and everyone should have a good time if you are able to attend. Okosan's body is his temple as he is a racer, but he makes things available all the same and there will be many fun things to do for humans, birds, and human birds alike!

He will be pleased to see you there!

Yay! My wings can be starting to be stretched and strengthened again! :D

Coo! coo! No wait. Okosan can understand your language somehow even though he has never been a human before. Okosan has been learning many things in this new place, and has been trying to find a school like his old one that will take him and allow him to lead the track team to victory yet again. There are reasons he cannot return to his old school and he WOULD like very much to graduate someday.

Okosan has also been diligently searching for his destiny in this new world just as he was in the last one. But so far he has found no luck in locating the pudding. He has found false and cheap imitations which had to be destroyed at once, but no dice on the real deal. He becomes rather sad and desperate over these facts and would like very much to find the pudding once and for all.

Also! The doctor tells Okosan his body is about fifteen years old. She advises getting to know others who are Okosan's own age so that we can have fun together. Okosan is very good at fun and is always having it. He would like to do the same with some of you. He would also like to meet more runners so that he might issue the proper challenges to take them in glorious athletic combat. Will anyone join Okosan for training and stamina building and the munching of protein beans upon completion of our work?

He will meet you at the athletic center tomorrow if there are any takers. Perhaps at three o clock?

[Somehow, Okosan's managed to hit the button on the strange device that he's been left with, even though he's taller and his wings are further back on his body now. He's had to use the strange things called 'hands' to do it and things feel really really weird right now. Will it let him talk instead of making words? Lets see here... Thank Brian The Pigeon for Translation anyway. ]

COO! COOOO! Coo! (Okosan appears to be lost in a new world and his glorious body, fit both for battle and for bringing Victory to Saint Pigeonations in the Marathon is GONE!)

cooo! Coo! cooo CoOOO! (He is MOST ANGERED by his new position and wonders how to use these strange things that are called hands and feet. Okosan's most honored classmate Hiyoko had both of them and he remembers watching the fair human maiden's beauty as she strode the halls and raced with him to victory at the Sports Festival but he does not know HOW she did so!)

Coo!! coo! Coo! (Okosan demands to know why he is human and why his wings have now changed. And might he find something to enjoy for his lunch? He suspects he has been brought here to become closer to the pudding, but he has NOT been able to locate it yet and thinks there has been treachery involved! But Okosan will not stand for treachery for very long! It is SO important that he find the pudding, and perhaps a glorious energy blend snack to munch upon or some beautiful hemp that he may consume so as to gather his strength for the journey to come!)

Cooooooo! Coooooo! Coo coo! Cooooocooo! (Who amongst you is brave enough to stand and help Okosan out, and to tell him a bit about where you are, even if your so called technology is actually quite barbaric and looks as if it belongs to cave dwelling simpletons instead of the enlightened birds he knows so well? Everybirdy's help is needed NOW!)