Angel Grove Net

I just want to go back to my family.

This is not where we planned...

Where'd you guys go? This isn't funny.

Really sick of the universe fucking with me. Nora would say it's karma but that's bullshit.

....

This is not home. If this isn't home, where the bloody hell am I?

hello? James? Al? Are you lot here?

This better not be a joke...

Yeah... This is definitely not Hemlock Grove.

Someone mind telling me where the hell I am?

Oh hell... Here we go...

Where am I? I was working and suddenly I appeared here.

Holy crap. Now that was fun

Ummm, okay? Toto I don't think I'm in Beacon Hills anymore....

Fiona's gonna be mad

SO, I've finally got one of these things for myself, instead of lurking and watching the rest of you having fun. While it's TECHNICALLY for a honestly work related purpose, I'm not ALWAYS on duty even if I'm always watching.

Some of you I've DEFINITELY met before, and some of you have heard me mentioned a couple of times I'm pretty sure, but...

Sergeant Pat O'Clery. Unlike most...possibly all(?) the rest of you, I actually belong...I actually was born in this universe, and while the mad things didn't start happening until you lot started arriving, I'm good to navigate if anyone has questions or concerns or needs to be pointed at some resources. I can also point out the best place to get a decent burger and pint in Edinburgh, and probably keep you from getting TOO arrested if you're new and stupid. Officially, I'm working out of Aul Reekie herself, but there's cop twitter, cop reddit and a tumblr.

Some of which might ACTUALLY exist. I know a lot of people and can talk to more, and get other help if you need it.

If you're lost, or new, or aren't sure how to finish high school, get a job or pay your taxes...talk to me. If I don't know, there's an eighty percent chance I know someone who does.

So on that note, I'm going to do something that isn't actually as stupid or as ill advised as it might seem.

[Insert phone number].

That's me and it's usually on. Pop it in your contacts, label it, use it. Keep it for a crisis, keep it for a fun time, whatever you want to do. I'll be your go-to if you want me.