I've never spent Halloween in the ER or hospital before.
Turns out taking a chair to the face is a little worse than people think but they still let me out this morning when they were pretty sure I wasn't concussed and all, and I'm not supposed to work for a week.
On the plus side, the other guy looks way worse and I'm getting hazard pay for what I did to him in return, along with a couple phone numbers.
Anything else going on?