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BEST DAY EVER!

Today was Ollie's birthday, so I skivved off class and we went to DISNEYWORLD, and we saw a baby giraffe at the safari ride and I didn't get to pet the tigers but there were tigers and they were COOL. And my family met us at the rainforest cafe, which was the perfect mixture of cheesy and hilarious. We got to sit next to a hippo that roared every time they ran the show and we worked out the timing PERFECTLY, which made my sister laugh hysterically. We got the place to humiliate him by singing loudly, and it was kind of awesome.

And then other...birthday events may or may not have occurred, whilst clad in the most appropriate birthday attire. >.>

FAR better way to spend today than in Philosophy or Chem Lab....

My birthday is today. So, you know what that means! Birthday Orgy at my villa tonight starting at 6pm.

So, it's Monday night. Where are you now? I'd usually wait til the weekend to ask this, but I'm bored. And hard. You should come see me.

Fuck that party knocked me out for half the day with a hangover. Never kegstand whiskey, kids.

Anyone know where to find some coke?

Nights out for dates are amazing!Even kissing at Nandos

My birthday today. Party at my house today at 6pm. So that means.. come on, we all know by now. Orgy time! With me.

I'm getting married in LESS THAN A MONTH.

...I'm TERRIFIED.

Is it too late to yank all but the invites for our witnesses? It's just so many people. Anything could go wrong. They could come back for me, or take her instead, or something equally horrible. I've already had more than one nightmare about being back THERE, with THEM...and I...

There's just so much that can go wrong...

My parents are in Boston at a concert tonight and I've the entire house to myself. On Paddy's Day.

Because I'm a trustworthy person. Which really means I don't get caught. Does anyone else want to join me in not getting caught and having a bit of a Saint Patrick's Day party?

No one's going to have to know a THING.

Its valentine weekend!!

Getting caught sneaking into a house is a low moment in most young people's lives.

Getting caught sneaking into YOUR OWN house by your own confused parents when you're from the future is a different kind of moment again.

There's a bit of sorting out to do, here, you might say...

Oh come on you shrew, it was a joke, you didn't have to...magic me places.

Yen?

...Geralt?

Who can I spend christmas with?

Its to warm for a pasty british boy like me. Thankfully flatmate lets me use his pool. Perhaps I could entice some friends for a pool party?

I wish I could hang out with monsters more really. Do you know how fascinating you lot are?

Can I see your fangs maybe?

So, tomorrow is my birthday. On a day that many in the past have referred to as the Lord's day. Because you know.. Sundays, and church, and all that. Ohh, the irony.

Anyway. Happy Pride Month! And to celebrate Pride, and as it's my birthday too? Tomorrow. June 6th, 6pm. My villa [address]. Birthday Orgy! Any hot young , single or "open" gay/bi guys can come.

And then you will COME! Then I'll come. In fact, pretty sure we'll all be... coming together. ;)

i want to move i think. too many awful memories asociated with the central lowlands somehow. No with my family but with the environment and...

But...the Highlands maybe, or the islands or...somewhere i can start again whilst being close enough at least to visit when i can. im a young man relatively speaking and i dont have to live with ALL of my mistakes. it is still posible to start again. itd take finding space for my beasties but its a thing to consider closely, hm?

putting it all behind me in a place i wont be the fuckup who is never good enough for at least a little while until i fuck it up again's appealing...

Hmm...

Well shit. Am I dead again?

Does anyone want a blow job anyone wanna check out the clubs and shit nearby?

how soon d'ye wait before you introduce your new boyfrend to your family?

Emmett:

Step one, complete. Your turn, "boyfriend"

I'm actually enjoying this realm! There are strips of food called 'french fries' that are quiet delicious, I find. And the sun, though bright, is just as beautiful as I've heard on occasion.

Father would be displeased that I'm enjoying myself, but he has no power in this realm.