Angel Grove Net

Well, at least my apartment is still here.

This isn't my home.

I am so not sure that I can handle Stiles sometimes. I know he needed to be turned in order to be healed... and that he asked me to.

But it still... I got used to not having a beta. He's not a bad one... it's that he gets on my last nerve sometimes.

Sometimes I get mistaken for Bruce Wayne. I don't know why they don't believe me when I say I'm Derek.

Also, I need to get laid. Anyone straight want to go with me to a club or something? Be my wingman?

Sooo, gues what today is? June 6th. And I think we all know what THAT means, don't we? Hot birthday sex. There's also a birthday tradition that I share with Aedan and Sherr together. Both of you, get over to my house. Right now. I also want to enjoy the both of you separately.

Oh! Also, there's a party at my house (address) at 6pm. Cake, ice cream, music, games, strippers, and other fun stuff. And there will also be a birthday orgy for me after 8pm. Either individually with me or in groups, or they may do each other, whatever you like. To that point - anyone who'd like to be on their back or bent over a table for me, or if you'd really like to fuck me. You're definitely welcome to come.

[Bart Simpson]
Hey, want to make lots of money? This is the day. I'll pay you 1.5 million to show up and strip for people. And if you'd want to, you could also have sex with whoever you'd like that's present. Or with me.

So..... sometimes I really dislike being an Alpha. Especially to Stiles. I don't know why people think we should be together. He drives me nuts.

It's been a long time since I had nightmares. But every time I close my eyes I can’t.. I just can't.

I see the house burning... even if I wasn't there.

I know I'm not the only werewolf so...

There's a rare blue moon at the end of the month. Just read about it. It's gonna be a lunar eclipse, too. I don't know what that does to anyone else, but it really screws me up.

I can't.... I can't be 25. I don't.... it's not that I'm so upset about it.... I just, time's gone by so fast. I don't... and I keep getting stopped and asked for autographs, but not because I'm me.

Because people think I'm Batman.

I really hate having a Christmas birthday. It's a huge let down.

Well, that was a miserable start to Christmas. Thanks rotten dream.

For Christmas this year, I seem to have got a boyfriend.

Never had one of those before...

I don't know if Stiles told anyone we got married, so...surprise! We've been hiding upstate, waiting for snow.

I'm starting to think maybe I shouldn't have turned Stiles. Yeah, he's not sick anymore.... but he keeps asking me questions...

It's not that I don't want to help him... but you'd think he'd have learned some things over the years.

I never thought I would actually miss Peter. Dude is a complete asshole.

But I miss him. God knows why.

I destroyed a mug earlier. I'm not antsy or stressing about Stiles no

I need to hire some help finally, I think. Cleaning's the worst. I never have time for dusting and all that meticulous stuff.

[Pamela]
If you're done making fun of Derek, come out with me for dinner.

[Derek]
Sorry about Pamela. She's...a handful.

Nothing against gays or anything, but when is a girl going to hit on me? I suppose LA isn't a good place to not be hit on. I try not to hurt feelings but I'm running out of things to say.

I feel bad for Stiles. Poor kid is sick so much lately from everything.

Maybe I should try and cheer him up. Ask his boyfriend for help with ideas.

Rehearsal Highlights For The Week:

1. Fell off my ladder into the arms of my very attractive, and similarly attached, costar while we experimented with blocking for the Court of Miracles. I always DID like Clopin best in the cartoon. :P I'm not saying I'm going home to have dreams about him obviously, but maybe about my husband in the hat...is that weird?

2. I'm pretty sure my spine is shot. Learning to walk like a hunchback has its downfalls. Anyone here a chiropractor? I'm probably going to need it.

3. Fell again. This time into my very talented elder statesman of a costar who I'm learning quite a lot from, but apparently not how to balance very well.

4. Okay, so I'm getting better after a week of crawling around and trying out the big set pieces but... I'm pretty sure I'm going to need some actual climbing lessons, to make it look better. Does anyone here teach that kind of thing?

5. I'm SO happy I'm back. It's like coming home to be back here. I'm so excited to see where we'll get this run.

...But seriously, my SPINE. If someone could realign me, that'd be great.