Angel Grove Net

My gift to you. That message some of us managed to intercept.

"Subjects proving mentally strong.

Must find weaker.

Swarm deployment in two Earth days. Ready single pilot swarm sets.

Gather troops in sets of 8."

Looks like the raiding party's coming to us. Looking forward to it.

I'd like to rewind about 3 years... before... everything changed.

h-huh. Where am I? This doesn't look like Norway... Mama? Papa? Mum?

Apparently the young humans aren't as resilient as they used to be!

A few days without rest and you guys loose allllll your fun mojo, seriously?

It's times like this where I wish the green guy had come out...

Who wants to take a mad scientist drinking? Promise I don't bite.

What did I do? Why won't she talk to me? Echo won't even say what it was I said that upset her.

How is this remotely fair? I don't remember saying or doing anything.

Last week was very... enlightening.

I wonder if this universe can pull out any more surprises before the year ends.

Oh, this will be fun. A whole new universe to play with. And only three people dead so far.

I hope I don't lose my touch, I have a reputation to uphold.

I could do with a distraction. Can't find a solution to what I'm working on.

Any suggestions?

I don't have time for this. I'm supposed to be going to my university, earning a degree, preparing to run the family business. And to rule the world, and turn away every follower of God as I can to join my side and Please tell me there is some good entertainment here. A nightclub, perhaps, somewhere to unwind and relax, to forget this crap and not be bored? Hopefully there's something to do here. Or.. someone, heh. Sorry couldn't resist #sorrynotsorry haha

Figured it out. Girlfriend helped.

It's the teleporters. If you've been genderswapped, try teleporting around a little, it'll eventually reverse.

Oh shitting cocking buggering bastarding arse.

This is fascinating. Half-tempted to run some tests, see if I can find what's causing it.

Almost thankful it's not affected me yet.

...Where the hell am I? Some kind of fucked up rehab centre? Did I get drugged?

Goodbye.

[Trigger warning: suicide thoughts, cutting, self harm]

Oh this world needs a little darkness.

Would someone mind telling me just what the hell is going on? I've encountered some bit with potentially insane individual causing chaos. Which means I'm fighting. Joy. Anyone want to come help? And they are attacking again. Joy.

Not what I expected. But I can work with this.