Angel Grove Net

I miss peter

Some things are just inevitabilities, aren’t they?

At least he’s pretty, this man I’m going to have slept with by March, at the latest. Counts for something, right?

It's been brought to my attention that you make a lot of fuss for birthdays here, and I'm informed that Ezio's is taking place next Monday on the 24th. If I wanted to organize a sort of little thing...who among you would be interested?

Right. Saint Nicholas. Turkish bishop who rescued girls from being sold into slavery by leaving them dowry money, protects children, good saint's day to get married on, fills up shoes, or these days, stockings...

how does THAT translate to Santa Claus?

I miss my novios ...

This is new.

Mysterious invitations to secret societies that, SUPPOSEDLY are going to tell me the hidden meaning behind every secret in the world? REALLY? You people expect me to believe that they exist and that I should come and find out what you DO, like some sort of a meet and greet?

Okay, fantastic joke, TOTAL points for skill and effort and all of the rest and I don't know HOW you got ahold of me, but thank you, really. Fantastic prank. Ten points, A for effort and...

Supposing that this WAS all true...You really want me to compromise my morals to hang out with people who happily call themselves ASSASSINS? What's it say that I'm CONSIDERING the idea if it were real? Does it come with a cheque?

((ooc: have someone you want in with the assassins? If they're not bloodthirsty or insane and have a decent set of moral values, as in keeping with the canon lot as principled fighters who pursue their understanding of the greater good and remove threats to that, let Sar know! Again the morality thing is pretty important so not, say, Chucky or Lucifer, but...))

Well, this? This was DEFINITELY not in the plan, Miguel. No, REALLY, are you listening? Are you even present in this moment in time? Because you'd BETTER be somewhere and not traipsing merrily around without a care in the new world and I'm NOT going back in after you.

Everyone. I'm Tulio, pleased to meet you, I'd imagine if someone could tell me what the hell was going on.

Any takers? I'll be here ALL afternoon, believe me, I've got nothing better to do.