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I am pleased to announce the arrival of the two youngest members of the Pontmercy family!

Please meet Fluer Clea and Valjean Montaine Pontmercy!

( our first photo )

Thank you, Courfeyrac, for keeping me calm throughout the process, Bahorel for coming to help us, and Eponine for being a HUGE help over the telephone throughout the process, and a huger one in the hospital. I am not entirely sure what to DO just now, or how to go about it, I mean beyond the basics, of course, but oh my goodness, they are here, and they are beautiful and Cosette is beautiful and everything is perfect. I think that I could not be happier if I tried.

I have started a few clubs that need members. Please tell me and you can join:

The: MY SISTER LUCKED OUT IN THE BOOB DEPARTMENT AND I DIDN'T
Current members:
✦Azelma Thénardier
✦Princess Anna
✦Carmen de la Pica Morales

The: I'm a bitch, you're a bitch, we're all bitches.*
Current members:
✦Azelma Thénardier
✦Nessarose Thropp
✦Lomadia
✦Clara Oswin Oswald
✦Hino Rei
✦Alice Pieszecki

The:My sister has better hips then me
Current members:
✦Princess Anna
✦Éponine Thénardier

IF YOU THINK OF ANOTHER CLUB TO ADD JUST ASK

*Keep in mind there will be a test of your bitching bitchiness to join the bitch club for being a bitch.

[Goddammit Azelma, MA stuff in comments because Thénardiers are fucking terrible.]

After much hard work, and actually gaining weight, I have a body I am proud of. I'd rather weigh more than be as underweight as I was.

And thank Rarity for letting me model for her, she's great.
( Cut for risque picture )

Wanted to offer an excerpt of a paper for a final thesis for my courses.

( Cute for long paragraph )

Well this is just great. How am I meant to get to the stage for the performance accepting the title of Prima ballerina assoluta if I'm not even in the same time period. This is bullshit.

So Xephos and I managed something
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Père Noël came and I go SO MANY PRESENTS!
I got a bike, and clothes, and toys, and school stuff, and some fruit, and more toys.

IT COULDN'T ALL FIT IN MY SHOES.

And then 'Ponine, 'Zelma, and Scoot all got me so much stuff like video games, and I got my own thing for music.

OH AND THIS REALLY AWESOME BAKING SET!
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!

Yes, it comes to this, and yes, I will admit to it now that an entire crowd of you schoolboys have discovered the truth. Your lone pet laborer and I HAVE been working together since the day after your American Feast holiday. We work at Santa's Village at [Insert Name] Mall. He is my elf and I am, in fact, Santa Claus. Ordinarily, I roam the mall chasing down shoplifters and giving directions to the washrooms from a Segway Scooter because I was told I am too old to apply for Police work in this day and age.

I have, in fact, photographic proof of such:

[Insert Image of Les Amis posing with Santa Javert and Feuilly The Elf. Let it be noted that Enjolras and Combeferre have vacant expressions and are barely there, Courfeyrac appears to be trying way too hard to look happy and cheerful, whilst perched on Javert's knee, and Javert is scowling while Feuilly is flipping off the camera. ]

This is a legitimate duty imposed upon me by mall management, and I would appreciate if all discoveries and discussion of discoveries of this fact were limited to this posting.

My thanks.

I would like you to meet our children.
Ultrasound picture
Either Jean and Alban, Fleur and Céleste, or Jean and Fleur depending on their genders.

I chose the names because Marius would faint every time I suggested a name.
And I didn't dare take him to the appointment for fear of him fainting again and falling and breaking some kind of machine. So he's not seen this picture yet.
So, as it were, have a look at your children my darling.

This place is really weird right now, I hate being stuck in the house.

I realize that he has been cutting back a great deal as it is, but I am going to strongly suggest that we reduce both Enjolras's caffiene and sugar intake. He is on the tables at the cafe shouting and waving a red flag about like he's some sort of maniac. Have any of us even heard him raise his voice beyond the purposes of modulation before?

Never the less, I am, quite frankly terrified. Suggestions for curtailing this are welcome.

Well, this happened. Say hello to Valérie Belle Thénardier, my niece. Azelma's fine and so's this little one.

The red hair was as much a surprise to us as to anyone else, for the record.

I have slept 19 hours everyday for the last week... And I actually sleep the entire time. Nothing wakes me. And I do not feel unwell.

Monsieur Combeferre and Monsieur Thierry, any idea what could be causing my exhaustion?

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

WHAT?

I don't think I'm ever going to get used to this place.

It's such a far cry from what we were going through in Paris...