So, the craziness resolved, I walk into the apartment at about four in the morning to discover that my roommate's turned over the couch and invited some people from the building to shelter in his barricade. Not to mention the remains of a clown costume covered over in ...a lot of really bright glitter and puddles of makeeup.
...My (16 year old) roommate built a barricade and organized it with our neighbors and drove off apparently killer clowns.
...There's times I see my Enjolras in there, after all.