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Pietro Maximoff (
accelerates
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wtnvgame
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@
2021
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07
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19
19:42:00
» text messages | pietro → wanda
That's because you are being a dumbass.
Don't panic.
The hamster wheel was getting old.
Out for a run.
Pietro
When you start a text with 'don't panic'
You know I start to panic, right?
You'll be careful, yes?
Wanda
That defeats the whole purpose of a warning.
You know that, right?
I'm
always
careful.
Pietro
Maybe it is better to just avoid the warning.
'I am going for a run' would likely have sufficed.
You are rarely careful, and when you are, it's by accident.
Wanda
Thought you'd panic if you didn't find me glued to the couch.
I'll avoid the warning next time.
But isn't it the thought that counts?
Pietro
I suppose it is the thought that counts.
And I can understand you might be getting a little bored.
Have you been to the arcade?
Wanda
[...]
There's an arcade?
Pietro
Yes.
They have, what I believe are called, classic games.
I think that means 'old' but still 'cool'.
Wanda
Old but still cool.
So, like you?
Do you want to go with me after the ankle biters leave?
Pietro
If I'm older now, does that mean you'll do as I tell you?
Yes, we can do that. I'll even try not to use my powers to beat you.
Wanda
[...] No.
Does this mean I can't use mine either?
Where is the fun in that?
Pietro
Then you can't bring up that I'm older now.
The only perk was getting to be slightly more in charge.
Oh, sure then. I'll use these reality warping powers too.
Wanda
We both know age has nothing to do with you being in charge.
You're the stronger one and I am too pretty to follow rules.
It will make things more interesting.
Pietro
I don't think that's why you don't follow the rules.
Interesting is one way to put it.
I'd bet money it would go terribly wrong.
Probably bad Gremlins wrong.
Wanda
Sure it is.
I'm pretty sure they still have those.
Upside? No one would probably notice.
Not with all the other 'wrong' happening every other day.
Pietro
That is a fair upside.
Although it is worrying for what could potentially happen.
At least it's not a sitcom.
Wanda
So, you avoid the reality warping today?
But leave the other powers on the table.
No sitcoms. Or witch bitches. Or alternate reality me.
Pietro
Just today.
We'll see what happens next time if you win.
No sitcoms. Billy isn't a witch, and I wasn't the one who made an alternate you.
That was Agatha.
He wasn't even that good at it.
Wanda
"If I win" Pffft.
I would just like to point out. It's a lot to keep up with. I think I covered the bases fairly well given the circumstances.
No one could ever be good at being me.
Pietro
Yes. If you win.
You are keeping up rather well. Which I only worry about a little.
They could not. You are too irritating to be easily replicated.
Wanda
I'm going to win but your attempts at keeping me humble are appreciated.
Only a little?
That's the nicest thing you've said to me all day.
Pietro
If your head gets too big, how will you be able to run?
Only a little. Most of the time.
That's because you are being a dumbass.
Wanda
I would find a way. My head has nothing to do with my feet. I would just need to adjust for balance.
A little is all I need.
You love me.
Pietro
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